What is God's last name?

[Rawne1980]

God's surname?

Noon.

Yes that is my surname and yes I am that arrogant.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

God doesn't exist, sorry kids, nor does santa or darth vader.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

O'Fwar.
His name is God O'Fwar.

 

[JamesStone]

Full name is Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ. Now can all the religions please stop fighting?

Only if you make it Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ Brahman Ra Odin.

Wait, should probably do alphabetical order to avoid squabbling.

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh.

Sudden thought: Do you think we can make the entire alphabet?

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh Zeus.

You forgot an important Z in there partner.

 

[James Crook]

His full name would be Joseph God Machine the Twelth. But I'd just call him God-sama.

 

[Nerdfury]

If my neighbours are right, his full name is God Oh God OhgodohgodohgodOHGODOHGOD I'M ALMOST THERE KEEP GOING OH FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUCK!

 

[Imre Csete]

It has to be Mode.

 

[Rastien]

God Mc Stonard

Why?

Well... i havn't seen him do anything in some time, i say its stoner bashing time

 

[theparsonski]

What you don't realise is that God disappeared a long time ago, and is now living under the alias of 'Don Draper'. We all want to be Don Draper.

 

[theSteamSupported]

Ot. Two hobos who were waiting for him, told me this.

Off-topic: My spelling correction device tells me the word 'hobos' doesn't exist. 'Homos' however, is apparently a legitimate word.

 

[deckpunk]

Sprinkles-fru-fru... because feckit why not!

Maybe "Christ"?

Another question:

What is Satan's middle name?

Satans middle name is Jack, and his full name is Satan Jack Thompson.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

God doesn't exist, sorry kids, nor does santa or darth vader.

I think you'll find there is scientific evidence to prove the existance of Darth Vader.

I knew some ponsey vaderestrian would come along and preach to all about how they can definitavly proove that lord vader exists, however much i wish he did, so that i could live on his star destroyer in the sky once i'm gone, i think you will have to come to the conclusion that there is no evidence that he is up there.

now just be satisfied with the great star lion Mufasa like the rest of us.

 

[Dasick]

Another question:

What is Satan's middle name?

Lucifer.

Light "Lucifer" Bringer

 

[Gingernerd]

Kind of off topic, but do you get an automatic warning if you post something less than three words? I'm feeling sorry for the person who posted "Zilla" and got a warning.

"Low Post Content" is in the rulesheet of posts you aren't allowed to make, because the Escapist overlords dislike lazy posts. Expand your posts with reasoning or multiple jokes, or even just a complete sentence, to avoid it.

Yeah, thanks. It's a sensible rule, but still, mitigating circumstances! And about 3 other people did it with impunity, so i still feel sorry for the guy.

 

[TheRookie8]

Vakarian

Also, he is Garrus' father, which explains a lot.

Wrong. Garrus is HIS father.

Garrus ascended to become God, and created himself because the world needs Garrus. The cycle cannot be broken.

 

[Aprilgold]

Anonymous because he doesn't show his FUCKING FACE anywhere!
[shoots guns into clouds]
NOW COME DOWN HERE YOU SON OF A *****!
.....
I'm sorry I got carried away there.

 

[Dularn]

Ablett.

I doubt many people outside of Australia will get it.

And probably not a lot a lot of aussies either.