What Our Review Scores Mean

omega 616

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sindremaster said:
omega 616 said:
My humble opinion is, this site just got worse but I'm just one guy.
The stars have always been here so how is it worse?
They have? Never seen them.

I don't read reviews that often though and always ignore numbers and stars when I do. Might have just unknowingly ignored these ones, which would be quite a trick!
 

Andy Shandy

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The Wooster said:
I for one am not looking forward to those opinionated reviews based on opinions from opinionated reviewers.
No need to worry then, we've got the one person in the gaming press who can give us a completely objective review [http://www.destructoid.com/100-objective-review-final-fantasy-xiii-179178.phtml]!

Prismo said:
Ummm, also, is there going to be a new incarnation of Podtoid? Please say yes.
Just in case nobody has told you yet, there is indeed a new incarnation of Podtoid, called "The Dismal Jesters". Same people, same topics, just a different, non-Destructoid name.
 

infinity_turtles

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Not entirely sure why, but I now want a series where Jim reviews a group of things that aren't games(or movies or book ect ect) using this scale. A handful of Pokemon, types of potted plants, perfume, clowns, and so much more. Just think of the possibilities!
 
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1Life0Continues said:
Mr Ink 5000 said:
Any chance you could convince the powers that be to create a mobile Escapist website with SD video that doesn't require Flash?
They already do. You just have to pay for it. $20 a year gets you HTML5 videos suitable for mobile and desktop viewing. Sure, you gotta pay for it, but then they do have to pay the bills. I'll happily pay for ad free HTML5 videos.
i'll swerve that. thanks anyway. as any site can change their style/stand point, and i'm left with a membership i don't use anymore. oh well
 

Prismo

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Andy Shandy said:
The Wooster said:
I for one am not looking forward to those opinionated reviews based on opinions from opinionated reviewers.
No need to worry then, we've got the one person in the gaming press who can give us a completely objective review [http://www.destructoid.com/100-objective-review-final-fantasy-xiii-179178.phtml]!

Prismo said:
Ummm, also, is there going to be a new incarnation of Podtoid? Please say yes.
Just in case nobody has told you yet, there is indeed a new incarnation of Podtoid, called "The Dismal Jesters". Same people, same topics, just a different, non-Destructoid name.
Andy Shandy, I want to kiss you deep in the ear with my tongue but I respect you too much to actually attempt it. Thank you for informing this ignorant fool!
 

wulf3n

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wait... 2 1/2 stars is below average?

2.5 out of 5?
50%?
The median?
The thing that is supposed to represent average?

... is below average?

Crazy :)
 

Boba Frag

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I think the forums tanked a long time ago in quality and/or the respect for other people's opinions.
Not that I've seen anything on this thread, but I do find it hilarious that some posters are giving out about the most petty and innocuous things, when they've just been told that 'Hey, the star system (lol space) review scores we always used are staying and look! Jim Sterling is reviews editor!'

Thank GOD for you, Jim, but let's get down to brass tacks, and ask the really important question here.


When can we expect Fantasy Willem Dafoe's first review?

That's the only question worth asking right now.
 

thiosk

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Jimothy Sterling said:
What Our Review Scores Mean

A brief explanation of The Escapist's five-star review scale.

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HI JIM
Welcome aboard.
I was a bit leery of you after Jimquisition 1. But later jimquisitions have become a staple addition to what I learn about what the rest of gaming is doing. You've warmed the cockles of my heart. Especially in the subcockle area.
 

Megahedron

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Jimothy Sterling said:
I made the site worse by replacing stars with stars.

I blew it, guys. I'm sorry.
I give this post 2 white dwarves, a red giant, and 1/2 pulsar.
 

Cybylt

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wulf3n said:
wait... 2 1/2 stars is below average?

2.5 out of 5?
50%?
The median?
The thing that is supposed to represent average?

... is below average?

Crazy :)
I've never heard of 50% being a passing grade, I would assume this is a similar metric.
 

TKretts3

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Cybylt said:
wulf3n said:
wait... 2 1/2 stars is below average?

2.5 out of 5?
50%?
The median?
The thing that is supposed to represent average?

... is below average?

Crazy :)
I've never heard of 50% being a passing grade, I would assume this is a similar metric.
Really? Where I went to school (Region of Peel, Ontario) you needed at least a 50% to pass a test/exam/course.
 

Caiphus

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TKretts3 said:
Really? Where I went to school (Region of Peel, Ontario) you needed at least a 50% to pass a test/exam/course.
At my current university, Auckland, New Zealand, 50% is the minimum required for a pass, with a C- grade.

It's not really worth the paper it's written on though.

Edit: Oh, yeah, uh, we love you Jim!
 

Alarien

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I fail to see any fault with this scoring system, except for the fact that 5 star systems are inherently less interesting than 10 point systems. :p
 

Cybylt

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TKretts3 said:
Cybylt said:
wulf3n said:
wait... 2 1/2 stars is below average?

2.5 out of 5?
50%?
The median?
The thing that is supposed to represent average?

... is below average?

Crazy :)
I've never heard of 50% being a passing grade, I would assume this is a similar metric.
Really? Where I went to school (Region of Peel, Ontario) you needed at least a 50% to pass a test/exam/course.
Everywhere I've gone you've needed at least a 65%.

Edit: English and Math were changed in my teens by state mandate to require 70%+ since they considered C- and D+ to be unsatisfactory even if they were labelled as passing. Though that's not particularly relevant.
 

mailh20

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ohh god this is going to be amazing . Jim you are amazing and this site just got 10000x better. Cant wait to see your work

Thanks god for you jim
 

FPLOON

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Jimothy Sterling said:
I made the site worse by replacing stars with stars.

I blew it, guys. I'm sorry.
No... I say you replaced stars... with "better" stars... that just so happened to look "exactly" like the old stars... just under new management...

I say that its... something...

Welcome home, Jim... We'd missed you...