What would you give to an alien?

[TitanAura]

A bible. They'll be laughing for days! =D

 

[Gottesstrafe]

How would the aliens know they were being rickrolled?

OT:

Spoiler: Never Forget

The dinosaurs must never be forgotten.

I would've just shared with them the dark secret of human reproduction.

Spoiler

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

Nothing I wouldn't give to anyone else.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Obama. Take him, we don't want him anymore. And if he starts talking about hope and change, ditch his ass on an asteroid.

 

[FilipJPhry]

A bible. They'll be laughing for days! =D

Thank you for reassuring my belief that atheists on the internet are more bigoted and obnoxious than most Christians I've met in real life.

OT I'd give him/her 4chan. For the lolz.

 

[gaiusimperator]

I would give them a copy of Nanosuitninja's Crysis Ironman playthrough to show them why no one fucks with Earth.

 

[tacotrainwreck]

I'd give them an inflatable love doll. That pretty much sums up all of humanity in a very small package.

 

[Eddie the head]

How would the aliens know they were being rickrolled?

OT:

Spoiler: Never Forget

The dinosaurs must never be forgotten.

What if the Dinosaurs are aliens? I think that was a Star Trek episode.

A bible. They'll be laughing for days! =D

Thank you for reassuring my belief that atheists on the internet are more bigoted and obnoxious than most Christians I've met in real life.

Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.

 

[CommanderL]

A list of all the australian animals -that why they will fear the mighty humans who can life in such a wasteland

 

[Arnoxthe1]

I don't know. What do the aliens want? I'd probably just leave some sort of way the Aliens could contact us. We can negotiate about material/immaterial things later.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.

That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?

 

[Sandytimeman]

A bible. They'll be laughing for days! =D

Thank you for reassuring my belief that atheists on the internet are more bigoted and obnoxious than most Christians I've met in real life.

OT I'd give him/her 4chan. For the lolz.

Because the internet just voted to take away my right to get married. Your completely right there.

 

[spartan231490]

"do not approach earth(SHOW location with respect to galaxy in form of galactic image with earth marked), home to race of hyper-militaristic, violent species. Views any alien contact as threat, no beneficial trade(planet hyper-polluted), DO NOT CONTACT."

 

[Eddie the head]

Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.

That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?

No it's just that the worst atheist on the internet is nothing compared to some stuff I hear form day to day.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would put videos of Skiing and video games in. Also probably eating, sleeping and running.

 

[RN7]

Just to be the villian, I would doom the existence of the human race and send Kayne and Lynch 2. The horribleness of the game can transcend species and would force the aliens to destroy the creatures that could produce something like that.

 

[John the Gamer]

How would the aliens know they were being rickrolled?

I never said they had to understand it. It'll be like a private joke that the whole of mankind can share!

Then the WILL have to actually have EARS. There's a pretty big chance that they won't have ears, or eyes or whatever. They wouldn't even be able to hear or see the video... Poor aliens.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Pizza, everybody loves pizza! Either that or Skyrim.

 

[CommanderL]

Just to be the villian, I would doom the existence of the human race and send Kayne and Lynch 2. The horribleness of the game can transcend species and would force the aliens to destroy the creatures that could produce something like that.

I take your kane and lynch 2 and raise you a bieber they will wont to wipe us out for raping there ears

 

[FilipJPhry]

Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.

That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?

No it's just that the worst atheist on the internet is nothing compared to some stuff I hear form day to day.

O'rlly? http://www.reddit.com/r/statheism You could also go to r/atheism for more misquotes, liars and general trolls! I ain't arguing anymore. Alliteration at a victory? Seriously, though, this needs to stop. I'm going to sleep and most likely you [small]and many others[/small] are going to respond to my post and I'm going to wake up with a buttload of [quoted] in my inbox. If Reddit and 4chan have taught me anything about pointless arguments, the worst ones are with an atheist.