What would you give to an alien?

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I would give them this.

Also an encyclopedia that contains tonnes of information on earth. All sorts of knowledge about life of earth,the make up of earth, our culture, the history of humanity et cetra. Let them make up their own minds about us.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Chlamydia
I don't know, whatever they ask for I suppose aslong as it's nothing too taxing. So basically anything from a cup of tea to the severed heads of my world leaders.

 

[CNKFan]

I would send a weapon powerful enough to carry out the holy order of exterminatus against the foul xenos. This galaxy belongs to humanity.

 

[savandicus]

I would give them this video. Balls in their court now.

 

[RoBi3.0]

I would give them a copy of the Pali Canon. Chances are they are just as lost in the universe as Humanity is. A little perspective does everyone some good.

 

[m1garand23]

Depends on if they are hostile or not. If hostile send an strike team consisting of the worlds best special forces members be they SAS,Royal Marines, SEAl's, GROM and Spetsnaz give them nessesary Training and launch them in an experimental space transport that the UN has been secretly developing, Board their ship, kill them off (If possible) and get their ship back to earth to be stripped for parts and analysed for information to defend against the invaison, or just nick as much stuff as possible and blow it to hell.

If peaceful send a diplomatic envoy from the UN to make official firs contact and begin information swaping, tecnology, culture or social information, and of course trading.

 

[The Last Nomad]

I think that what they sent was a good way of representing us.

If I got to pick. I'd send a joint of the best Ganja on earth, with some sort of instructions on how to smoke it.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Oh you don't wanna know what I would give to an alien maaannn...

 

[M920CAIN]

A big hug? and I would say: "You're finally here. 'bout f-ckin' time. What took you?"

 

[Wintermoot]

a image of the double helix genetic structure or a DVD Gunbuster to show that no aliens should fuck with this planet.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

I would give them a unicycle and the threat of war unless they figure out how to use it fast.

 

[fish iron4]

Let them enjoy our glorious....... INTERNET