What would you give to an alien?

Hazzard

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FilipJPhry said:
Eddie the head said:
Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.
That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?
Most christians outside of America are normal people who don't quote the bible every 5 seconds, but then, Christianity is dieing off in the UK.

I would give the aliens a list of all the greatest quotes in history. Like:
Science flew us to the moon, religion flew us into 2 towers.
 

tthor

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Porn. Lots and lots of porn.

That seems to be my answer for everything...
 

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White Lightning said:
A canister that is filled and rigged to realease a highly concentrated dose of every disease that has ever existed to whoever opens it. Why? Because fuck you Aliens.
Earth diseases are built to work on earth creatures, they'd have no effect on aliens.

Instead, i propose we use a booby-trapped box with a springloaded pie inside. it may start and war on earth, but it'd be worth it~
 

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Either the peace sign or a book on Alien just to show we are clueless about them in real life.
 

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A copy of every single Godzilla movie, save for the piss poor american version. Just to see their faces, or any other way they communicate emotions, when I tell them that all of those things actually happen.
 

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Myself.




As an ambassador,guide to various repositories of data(essentially, a living add-on to search engines) or cultural curiosity,of course.

It isn't as if I have anything better to do than entertain or educate complete strangers and they hardly come stranger than beings from another planet.
 

Sonicron

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The entire first and second seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
They'll either love us, fear us, or stop bothering us (because they'll be spending all their time searching the moon for Luna).
 

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The Night Angel said:
Dirty Hipsters said:
Beer? ***** please, when you wanna ruin entire civilizations it has to be Irish Whiskey.

Actually, I'm Irish, and I have to say, the Scots are better than us at the whiskey making business. Though I suppose really, we should just send them a selection of beverages and let them try for themselves.
I'd just like to interject for a moment.

See, you're wrong here. Scotch isn't whiskey. It is, however, whisky. There's a bit of a difference.

While the drinks are similar, generally the Irish ones taste the least like paint stripper.

OT: Hm... I'd hand them a copy of Lord of the Rings and bore them to death let them see that we can write stories.
 

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McDonalds, Starbucks, and Subway all blended up together so they'd become addicted to our shitty food.
 

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Hazzard said:
FilipJPhry said:
Eddie the head said:
Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.
That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?
Most christians outside of America are normal people who don't quote the bible every 5 seconds, but then, Christianity is dieing off in the UK.

I would give the aliens a list of all the greatest quotes in history. Like:
Science flew us to the moon, religion flew us into 2 towers.
I'd actually say atheism brought us Chariman Mao and Stalin and religion brought us the Renaissance.
 

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AIDS. What? Don't judge me, aliens are sexy!

OT: Probably a trivial piece of our technology, like a video game console, or a cell phone. Assuming they didn't already have things like that already.
 

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FilipJPhry said:
TitanAura said:
A bible. They'll be laughing for days! =D
Thank you for reassuring my belief that atheists on the internet are more bigoted and obnoxious than most Christians I've met in real life.
FYI, agnostic.

And in this context, I feel I am not being particularly mean, okay maybe a little since I did specifically mention the bible and I'm certain a great many Christians would not take kindly to the belittlement of their faith but I chose the Bible because it would be the most immediately recognizable to an English speaking layman. Be it Bible, Koran, Veda, Talmud, whatever.... what POSSIBLE significance could our earthly religions mean should aliens appear and virtually shatter all preconceived notions of faith, god, and our place in the universe? Do you honestly think they could take ANY of them seriously?

And a harmless joke about a religious belief does not a bigot make. That would be like calling me a racist for laughing at an ethnic joke. Fine, it's uncouth and disrespectful, but it's just a stupid fucking joke. In the immortal words of Avenue Q; "We laugh because they're based on truth."
 

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Okay so, right under this thread was the thread titled "Calling all metal-heads."
I quickly scrolled past, and the titles combined. The combination made me WHAT.

"Would you give head to an alien?"

That aside, probably give them alcohol. See what happens to 'em.
 

Reginald

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I'd link the visitors to 4chan. That'll ensure they steer clear of us.

FilipJPhry said:
I'd actually say atheism brought us Chariman Mao and Stalin and religion brought us the Renaissance.
Except Mao and Stalin didn't actually do anything in the name of atheism, they just happened to be atheists. You're applying the logic similar to that used the media to persecute video games after the Columbine massacre. The shooters just happened to like video games, the video games didn't make the shooters kill anyone. Furthermore, religion isn't the sole contributor to the development of the renaissance. Nostalgia for the classical age was a larger factor. Don't turn this into a religious pissing competition.