What would you give to an alien?

CommanderL

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jcb1337 said:
Just to be the villian, I would doom the existence of the human race and send Kayne and Lynch 2. The horribleness of the game can transcend species and would force the aliens to destroy the creatures that could produce something like that.

I take your kane and lynch 2 and raise you a bieber they will wont to wipe us out for raping there ears
 

FilipJPhry

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Eddie the head said:
FilipJPhry said:
Eddie the head said:
Come to north Idaho you won't think that for long.
That's...... north Idaho. I really don't know why did you reply with that. Is the USA really that fucked up or is it because most Christians outside the U.S. are actually normal, accepting and helpful people?
No it's just that the worst atheist on the internet is nothing compared to some stuff I hear form day to day.
O'rlly? http://www.reddit.com/r/statheism You could also go to r/atheism for more misquotes, liars and general trolls! I ain't arguing anymore. Alliteration at a victory? Seriously, though, this needs to stop. I'm going to sleep and most likely you [small]and many others[/small] are going to respond to my post and I'm going to wake up with a buttload of [quoted] in my inbox. If Reddit and 4chan have taught me anything about pointless arguments, the worst ones are with an atheist.
 
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Serious Answer:


I know, they won't understand it, but they probably won't understand ANYTHING I give them. Might as well make it awesome, on the off-chance that they actually have the ability to figure it out.


Joke Answer: One of these things:


I'm assuming this kind of message will be universally understood.
 

thiosk

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I can't believe no one said it already.

AN STD!

Also, benny hill and charlie chaplin's love child.
 

Joccaren

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FilipJPhry said:
the worst ones are with an atheist.
I'd change that to "the worst ones are with people who bring religion into it".

'cause seriously, Atheists and Theists are as bad as each other with all this.

OT: If we had quantum entanglement all figured out, I'd put a quantum entanglement communicator in it. Get to talk to them, and its untraceable I'm pretty sure, so we may be able to discern the aliens motives by talking to them, whilst not letting them know where we are.

However, any messages in written or spoken words will be lost in translation. I severely doubt aliens will have the same language as any on Earth, and they'll just look at it and wonder what it means, trying to decode it through scientific research or something.

Also, food and drink gifts may not be a good idea either. There is no guarantee that:
a) The food/drink will last the 1000 or so years until we find an alien
or
b) That the alien will be able to ingest the food or drink safely

Images or sounds would be Ok to send, however possibly the best thing to send would be a mathematically encoded message. Utilising cosmological constants and basic mathematic principles, we can establish a base for communication of numerous things. How to present that may be an issue, however displaying numbers and mathematical formulae involving those numbers, as well as flashes of light or simply lit up lights as a concept for them to link with the symbols we associate with numbers [I.E: 3 lights are on, and you display 3. Show a plus sign, and another three lights with 3 above it, then an equals sign, and 6 lights with a six above it. Show multiple such messages so they understand which way to read them, and can deduce what each symbol is.].

That sort of stuff may be a good idea. Once you've established mathematics, you can move onto science - likely Chemistry and Physics first, then Biology - and eventually language.
 

White Lightning

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A canister that is filled and rigged to realease a highly concentrated dose of every disease that has ever existed to whoever opens it. Why? Because fuck you Aliens.
 

Eddie the head

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FilipJPhry said:
Much. I suggest you quit trying. My next door neighbor bombed abortion clinics and used that distraction to rob banks all in the name of god. Oh, 7 churches near by that still hate black people and openly admit that. Basically what I am saying is if you think some troll on the internet is worse than the arian brotherhood you are wrong.
 

gostchiken

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A massive collection of porn, because the best way to know about someone/someculture is to see what kind of porn they watch.
 

L. Declis

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Jack the Potato said:
But if we're talking about actual efforts at peace, I'd go with a light bulb fixture. A simple button press to turn on and off. Provides light, warmth, and insight into our use of technology. Not too dim, not too bright, packaged in a way that it wouldn't break before they could turn it on. The only species who would find it offensive are light-sensitive ones, and I doubt a species that's light sensitive would make good space travelers.
This, I think, is a brilliant idea.
 

TakeyB0y2

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I'd show them the power of this mysterious thing called love... If they turn out to be attractive, that is o.o I know I ain't gonna try that if then end up looking like xenomorphs.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Hookman said:
So, I was listening to the Rooster Teeth Podcast earlier today and they were talking about the Voyager satellite. Voyager is travelling out of the solar system (I believe its currently at Pluto) to explore outside the galaxy.

On Voyager, there is a collection of pictures, sounds and other things that could describe humanity to any alien being that could intercept Voyager. My question is, what would you put onto Voyager? What represents humanity to you? Be as cynical or as wacky as you want!

My choice, it's too good an opportunity to miss...

We could rickroll entire galaxies at a time! Sure it will probably lead to Earth getting wiped out by a collection of pissed off alien races but I defy anyone to not be tempted by that idea!

What are your suggestions?
How would the aliens know they were being rickrolled?

OT:

The dinosaurs must never be forgotten.
I can't believe we just let them do that. God, we were even assholes when we were just pulling ourselves out of the primordial ooze.