What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[MassiveGeek]

"The cake is... A PIE"

Or

"Dude, I'm your father."

 

[C95J]

I would write a "love letter" which goes something like this:

Dear Rick,

You know I would never give you up, or let you down.
You know that I would never run around and desert you.
You know I have never made you cry, and I won't say goodbye yet.
I love yo and I would never tell a lie and hurt you. xxxx

I hope you find this, and make it out okay. xxxx

Love, Lene (his wife)

This would be followed later in the campaign with you encountering a Rick Astley zombie, in a room with the track in question playing in the background.

 

[Solo-Wing]

WARNING:
If we are chased by zombies
I will trip you.

 

[Hessmn212]

I would definitely write "Shit the bed!". I think it would confuse all the people that see it, which would give me some sort of satisfaction and a smile.

 

[tehFozzeY]

"NEED A DISPENSER HERE"
In a safe room without any supplies, few times probably.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I had flexibility, they had reach. This didn't end very well.

 

[V1C3M4N]

Fuck... They can fly planes!!!

 

[Ganthrinor]

Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!

ALL PRAISE THE GREAT OLD ONES!

Below that I would leave a small shrine of zombie heads impaled upon sticks or rebar. With candles burning in thier mouths and/or eyes.

 

[V1C3M4N]

On the up side, I found a place to go 2-zies

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That was meant to be a down arrow

 

[zfactor]

"The cake is a lie, bitches"

or "I RAN OUT OF FUCKING TYPEWRITER INK ROLLS!"

Lolz.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"I killed a tank today. How have you contributed to the betterment of humanity?"

 

[iebilish]

Good news every-one I've made a device that make you read this in my voice
with a pick of the good professor next to it

 

[Doclector]

"If you remember this one fact, you are 99% likely to survive...

...You are too damn pretty for god to let you die."

 

[UltraDeth]

Aim for the head, nimrods

Leave Religion out of this!

Crikey, I'm bored

I really need a shave

If I die, take everything

So much for re-inventing myself

 

[Kris015]

YOU ASKED FOR IT!


(Cookie if anyone gets the reference.)

 

[MasTerHacK]

"Hello, I'm Chuck Norris."

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.

I never get tired of saying that...

Ninja'd on the first post...


Hmmm... "Time to split!"? It's all I've got right now.

 

[mrx19869]

"please tell me you closed the door before reading this"

EDIT: 5 out of 5 people die before they finish reading this sentence
or

" I tried to warn them about Bieber, but nobody listened"

 

[TehIrishSoap]

O Hai There.