What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[Kajin]

"Zoey startled the Witch!"

...
do a google search

 

[mooncalf]

did you find the flamethrower I hid in the last safe room for you?

 

[DoctorObviously]

HAHAHA made my day.

 

[Rhayn]

This Saferoom is for being safe ONLY. Please do not attempt to open the door, unless you are absolutley SURE you want to leave. Opening the door with zombies nearby may result in scrapes, bruises, broken bones and death. Also, please remember to clean before you leave, so the next survivors will have a pleasant stay too.

We at Saferooms United wish you a happy Zombie Apocalypse. Remember, Saferooms United keeps you safe in an otherwise unsafe time!

Then of course you'd have the inevitable "First!" right under.

 

[blitz609]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except Herpes. That stuff will come back with yah.

 

[jonza1]

This room isn't safe at all...APRIL FOOLS

 

[Roamin11]

I have seen horrors and beauties, have seen that which none has
I have seen Zoe naked!

 

[Music Mole]

"Yeah Swine flu my ass, Thanks mexico"
OR something like this
"Damn It's raid night"
"Now I have something to do during patch night"

 

[CaptSquiggly]

And I only had a week till retirement, with a mangled corpse underneath.

 

[.[B@lL15T1C].]

"SCOUTRUSH!... I'm sure you'll make it"

 

[aruseusx]

LOL i killed a boomer that reminded me of your mom. XD

 

[elitecrewer]

'Two riders were approaching.. and the wind was beginning to howl.'

OR

'The end is nigh.'

Simple, yet effective.

Oh, also: 'Need a dispenser here'

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"Elvis was here 2K9!"

 

[DM.]

I hate writing on walls.

Or a picture of Barack Obama. As a ninja.

Also

"Dave pissed off the witch, So we shut him out, serves him right for abandoning us and hiding in a damn closet."

"Pray to the AI director"

"Retrying connection to server"

"The boundaries of light and dark will be drown"

"He who is valiant and pure in spirit may find the safehouse in the castle of arrrrgh"

"Beware of the big muscled ones, he punched out all my blood."

"ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE?"

 

[Vrex360]

'Still concerened by swine flu? Because I think this might be just a teensy bit worse.'

 

[stormcaller]

i am heavy weapons man

And this is my heavy weapon...

Wait no, someone would just draw a giant dick under it.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

"You won't last long!"
"That's what she said" <--ME

 

[Khazoth]

I wouldn't. I'd be drinking the booze out of the maltovs, laying in the corner of the saferoom, crying.


Either that or i'd be surrounded by empty bottles, with a gunshot wound in the head after I realized how fucked I was.

 

[Shadefyre]

"4/ITCHY. TASTY."
"I survived the zombie horde and all I got was this bloody t-shirt?"
"Zombie prostitutes give you a discount on the used goods!"
"Its the end of the world as we know it, but I'm not really feeling too fine."
"I was almost a Jill sandwich. Unfortunately, Jill was already dead when it happened. "