What would Your Last Words Be?

[Lembata]

I'm telling you the guy said that the weed is just fine. Now let's roll the blunt and ... is that killer-bees comming out of the bag ?

or...

Wow, two ligths are comming at me. Why are there a Mercedes sing between them ?

or...

You know what Hitler was a fag, and so is your father that's why I'm the one who has to do your mother every nigth.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Hmm, knowing myself it could be something like: "What would happen if I licked this?" or "... Ow!"
However, the best final words were: "Wait a minute?" by Pope Alexander VI and "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. " by general John Sedgewick right before he was sniped

 

[BladesofReason]

I've already said some others but

"Aaaand scene."
or
"Oh no, not again."
(Though I'm sure that one has been posted already, I'm not about to go back to check.)

 

[TaborMallory]

Say something silly in a foreign language that nobody in the room understands.

Like
Ich habe eine grüne Kartoffel gegessen.

 

[Blazing Angel]

Honestly, It would depend on the situation
1.natural causesang it all!!
2.War:I'll see you in hell
3.in a robberywouldn't happen since I will carry a gun myself)
etc

 

[El Chicken]

"Great job."

"When i go up to heaven, and see god im gonna say SHIT!"

"Oh bob saget!"

"What was tha-"

Try and guess what 2 and 3 are from oh and sorry if it offends, they are quotes!

 

[oobee]

So long suckers Haaahahahahaha -woah!

 

[KarumaK]

I may be dying but the at least the trip will be a party!*BOOM*

You know if I don't get into the good place for saying 'fuck' too many times I'm gonna need a do-over.

I lived, I partied, I had fun... So my death at a young age was not that unexpected.

For kicks; NOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE! I AM INVINCIBLEEEEEEEEEE-AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[DC_Josh]

Hey i'm not dead...wait a second... nope, i was wrong.

I wish i had life insurance...

Is that you honey? *whack*... i shouldn't have told her about that life insurance policy i took out after I thought I died last week...

By the power of Greyskull.

I can break this death...
(You can't break that death)
AHHHHHHH!

 

[NiceGurl_14]

You Have Invoked The Squirrly Wrath That Is Foamy!

Damn You Neo!!!

Yurusei!! (Shut Up in Japanese)

Don't Go Tward The Light!!

Hm, That Wasn't That Bad, Aw Hell...

Dame, yah!!! (Don't, NOOOO!!!)

I Loathe You...

 

[Mcdouchedeluxplus]

i wounder if they have beagles and cream cheese in hell

 

[SteinFaust]

i wounder if they have beagles and cream cheese in hell

well yeah that IS a rather sadistic lunch option, so .. yeah i guess they would

 

[ianuam]

Probably been posted before, but what the hell.
'I buried the gold in....'

 

[Rshady]

"Actually, tigers actually enjoy being poked in the face with a stick, see.."

 

[neoman10]

"Well...this is an annoyance"

 

[neoman10]

Damn You Neo!!!

well same to you

 

[Captain Wes]

either
"Lisha, (my girlfriends name) I have to tell you before I go, I'm.. I'm...
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
etc."
or
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"