What would Your Last Words Be?

[Iron Mal]

Mine would have to be,

'Oh shi-'
'Don't worry, it's vision is based on movement'
'Good thing I have a bullet proof vest...it is bullet proof right?'

 

[Chiasm]

If I had a choice to think ahead,
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

 

[mokes310]

I would make the noise when you die in Pac-Man...

WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW WOOP WOOP!!!

 

[knumpify]

If I believe in re-incarnation, can I leave all my stuff to myself to be?

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Just one more drink.

I see my life flash before my eyes...wait I never did that!

I'm going towards the light at the end of the tunnel *train hits me*

I can see clearly now the rain has gone *struck by lightning*

Well X does mark the spot...

 

[reaper_2k9]

Cat not for sale

 

[Avida]

[/life]

 

[Berethond]

"Well, it looks like I got all of those Canadian paratroopers"

 

[Galletea]

Probably "I'll live" because I tend to say that a lot whenever I get injured and people ask how I am.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"I do."

 

[Mcdouchedeluxplus]

"why"

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Gazpacho soup!


.....someones bound to get it

Red Dwarf

I'm going to make sure I die before you so I can steal your thunder by using that line.

 

[SniegZ]

"Oh no! My only weakness - Death!"

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

That was unexpected...

 

[Xerosch]

And I thought I was allergic to that...

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I have a few myself

"Every story must have an ending, I suppose this shall be mine."
"I have accomplished what I intended to do in life, I perish with no regrets."
"I defined society's laws, Mother nature's laws proved beyond my abilities."
"This world may slowly fade, yet my next adventure has only just begun."
"Death, the only obstacle I could not overcome..."

 

[Sewblon]

"it's good to know that the entire World will join me in death by nuclear hell fire."
"Dear God My cock fell off from teaching your wife, sister and daughter how to have a 4-way."
"I know how to cure cancer."

Any one of those.

 

[latenightapplepie]

But I have another retry!

 

[Molikroth]

Assuming I can arrange the circumstances of my death to ensure my last words are fitting:

"Computer, contingency Molikroth One. Exterminate."

Boom goes the world.

Otherwise, I'd make it up on the spot.