What would Your Last Words Be?

[Blixt]

Well my first words would be "quote". Then on my death bed, with my last breath, I would say "end quote"

 

[Syphonz]

"must...insert...coin!"

 

[orifice]

Hey whats that up in the sky!

 

[sarahvait]

Apologies if these have already been said.

"The money's buried in the backyard, under the...::death rattle::"

Or I'd just do the one from Red vs. Blue. "Hurrrr...bleh..."

One I just thought of. "I wish to be stuffed and placed in front of the biggest window in the house, waving and smiling."

 

[MistAlchemist]

Im dying. . . . but Bill gates is a gay. *Die*

Nyahahaha! Serves you right!
Ill be happy to say it before i die!
Cool!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

'ive Rewrote my will, the cat that hates you gets everything'

 

[jewru]

*to my kids and trophy wife* i gave all the inheritance to charity ..hahaaha little bastards....*dies*

 

[Zeke109]

Bitte... Geben Sie mir eine Kartoffel... Ich brauche eine Kartoffel ..., wenn ich ... so sterbe, wenn ich in den Himmel aufstehe, werden sie gemischt. Bekommen Sie mich eine Dose der Süße mein Gott. Etwas Butter, auch, bitte. Dank. *dies*

 

[Zeke109]

Tut welcher Hitler im Himmel? oh, warten Sie auf ...-Scheiße.

 

[bad rider]

Finally I've won the game. Wait....

 

[Doomhammer828]

"This human has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. Do you wish to send an error report?"

Preferably in a robotic, monotone voice.

That's possibly what i would like mine to be or...
2.) Game Over man.
3.) Just the way i planned it, only bad.
4.) (if i die near some girl i liked) You know when i come back as zombie you're gonna regret not sleeping with me.

I wouldn't actually say any of these though, As i'm dieing i'm going to look up to the heavens and say "Fine, you win" and die.

 

[hellthins]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

 

[Nemesais]

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.... that was a dude?"

"This is a MUMORPUGER!" thanks yatzee

"well atleast i got him with a grenade aswell!"

 

[MeTheMe]

"Oh, and don't you dare quote my last words!"

"Wait... did anyone read the instructions?"

"Don't worry, I'm not really gonna jump, I just want to give them a goood scare."

 

[dalek sec]

"With my last breath I curse Zoidburg!"

 

[ImmortalItalian]

"Oh Shit! I think I left the stove on!"

"Hey...I can't see...and what smells like gas"

"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out...you put your left foot in and you shake it all about"

"Stop! It's seizure time!"

"I search for traps"

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

"This gun isn't real, see?"
"Ooh, shiny!"
"There isn't anything in this closet. I guarantee you."
Or if we're stuck somewhere, "I know the way out, follow me to freedom!" which is then followed by my immediate and ironic death.
"I'm not touchin' you, I'm not touchin' you..."
"I wonder if this gorilla is real... don't worry, I'm just gonna kick it!"
"Thank God that's over..."
"Ha! You couldn't hurt a fly with that thing!"
"Look at me! I'm sticking my head out the window!"
Or, "I see Tupac..."

 

[Slayer_2]

"See you in hell!" Before pressing the button to blow up the C4 strapped to my waist with my would-be killer standing beside me.

 

[Fraught]

"And I thought you hated me. Bastard."