What would Your Last Words Be?

[NeedAUserName]

If I'm surrounded by loved ones, then.

"Sucks to be you, Martyrdom baby".

 

[Hyper-space]

"Khaaaaaaaaaaan!"

 

[hazabaza1]

Don't worry Timmy, there's no monster under your bed. Look, I'll check under there to show you...

 

[ChocoFace]

"Guys! i know the answer to life and God's existence! It's...It's..HNN, OH THE PAIN-"*dies*

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Screw that. I want to go out having sex. No time to talk.

 

[WeedWorm]

Fuckin' Slayer.

 

[thatotherguy2]

I know the meaning of life ....
just to let you know I banged your wife
Is it bad I see people with pitchforks at a barbeque?

 

[frozenshad]

"LOL NOOB THE RESPAWN IS RIGHT THERE!"

 

[alwaysrockon]

its not like those are real guns
or maybe
yo! ugly! turn and face me like a man!
yeah bout those

 

[jasoncyrus]

My last words will probably be along the lines of "I still hate you all...=.="

 

[freebiewitz]

hmm mine would be,
I rolled a four?
or
What ever happened to fortitude save?
or
Wait which color potion is health again? Must be blue.
or
Dont worry guys Im a good tanker.
or
How the bloody hell does a Ice dragon get more hit points when I hit him with a frost bolt?
or
Ok after we do that you'll use your.....hey wheres Lerroy running off to?
or
Oh my god its so beautiful.
or
rick asley???

and my personal favorite (also holywoods most unpreciated last words) is
Its only one dude guys lets get him!

 

[The Medic Who Ubered The World]

"It's complicated."

 

[I Am The Party]

"Dear God My cock fell off from teaching your wife, sister and daughter how to have a 4-way."

Epic!

"I'm so black, I'm almost white!" would be mine.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Oh, come on! I was just getting started!"

 

[comandertrey]

"Its time for plan B mother fuckers!"

 

[Arionis]

Fucking Cliff Racers.....

xDDDD Morrowind player, eh? xD

Mine would be ......"Emperor Uriel Septim was a much captain than James Kirk was any day."

Or "Psst, hey....Twilight sucks."

 

[TheThanatos]

While on my motorbike.
"Is that diesel on the road?"
At work.
"You sure they isolated the 3.3kv busbars? So it's ok to touch them?"
At home.
"FUCKING CAT" cracks skull open after tripping.