What would Your Last Words Be?

[gabx]

"Honey, your breasts are so soft!"

 

[OverlordSteve]

"Here's to not coming back as a zombie!"

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"Well, this sucks."

"Hm. It was fun, I guess."

(In case of zombie invasion, me being the last survivor) *tosses molotov on the floor as zombies surround, maniacal laughter*

The others happen to be elaborate and somewhat cheesy action/romance sequences, most of them involving explosions.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"Psh...blowguns are so primitive..*thuck*....sleepy..." *thud*

 

[Mymla]

"I AM INVINCIBLE!" á la Boris from Goldeneye.

OR

"Guess I failed my saving throw."

OR

"Nerf ." (for example, "Nerf fission" after dying from a nuke.)

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"I rolled a 1"

 

[sheic99]

"What are those two lights coming at me?"

 

[Lunar Shadow]

"Ah fuck m- *splurt*

 

[O maestre]

"rosebud" or "i regret fucking you're mother"(assuming i get to talk to my assailant) or "remember me as a man with a giant penis and huge balls..... no matter what you find during the autopsy"

but most likely "fuck" or "fuck it hurts" or "fuck i hated this shit anyway"

 

[mr.magic1]

game over!

 

[Ago Iterum]

"Looks like I owe you a fiver..."
(That one lets you use your own circumstance)

Or

"Just... Just don't touch my stuff..."

 

[WolfLordAndy]

"Game over"

or

"I blame you for everything that went wrong in my life."

 

[TaborMallory]

-Stand back, let me show you how it's done.
or
-Ich habe der Farbenfernsehrapparatekaufkäuserleiter gegessen.

 

[r4ndom]

I see.

 

[SlayerGhede]

Probably vulgar, and interrupted.

"Oh shi-"
"Fu-"
"Say that one more time, assh-"

etc.

I don't see myself dying in bed.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

These would be my last words so everyone would know what a loser I was.
"Wait, are we playing Search and Destroy?"
or
"Don't touch me! I don't want your warmth!"

 

[CoverYourHead]

"... Damn it."

 

[Berethond]

"What the hell are the Russians doing here?"
"Pfffffttt, 15 Frenchman can't take me"
"What do you think you're looking at?"
"I think I can make the jump....?"