What would Your Last Words Be?

[leugim789]

Death:
it wasnt stewie who was laughing at me, it was GOD!!! death*

After Death:
jesus is asian!?, whoa did not see that one coming.

 

[The Sorrow]

Cut the RED wire, right?
BRING IT ON!! I AM INVINC-*dies*

 

[leugim789]

how did that deer get a shotgun? ughhhh.... (death)

 

[leugim789]

save the cheerleader, save the world

 

[fn]

"fail"

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"Go go gadget death throes!"

 

[Jenkins]

my roflcopter went shwashwashwashwa

actually

"dude watch this.."

 

[Drugar]

What cool things I'd want to say:
"I see...a bright light...it's warm and fiery...really warm...really fiery...wait, what?"
"Hey ho, hey ho, it's handgrenades I throw!"
"Death can't stop the harbringer of your DOOM!"

What I'll probably say just before I die:
"Look, I know what I'm doing alright?"

 

[Gollon]

I AM ON FIRE!! I'M BURNIN' I'M BURNIN'!

 

[hobob]

"unquote"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Firin' mah lazer!"

 

[TheSentinel]

"Watch this, I saw it in Donnie Darko..."

(To Son) "Son, come closer, (whispers) You're adopted, and I never loved you."

"I'm comin' Elizabeth!"

"Wow miss, you're really fat."

"Kids, when I die, remove the brain, just in case."

'I request a Satanic funeral." (boos from crowd)

 

[Sarge7777]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
or
well the last three guys didnt come back so the must have found the exit

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Son don't point that at {Blam}
Dude we fucked up
I see grand..Oh shit
Holy fucking shit that was....Damn it

 

[Random Argument Man]

Oh yeahhhhhhhhh...wait a minute..... YOU ARE A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

"So wake up, mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the-"

 

[irrelevantnugget]

Ah well... guess that was it, I suppose.

 

[Jumplion]

Dieing a hero: "Damn you lex luthor!!"

Dieing a villan: "Damn you superman!!"

Dieing an average joe: "Well, that was a waste of time..."