What would Your Last Words Be?

[SniegZ]

Don't worry!*Pulls out the pin* This grenade has enough shrapnel for all of us!

 

[Spacewolf]

something like: tell them i said something impressive

 

[Rankao]

"Holy shit! That looks like a long fall."

"That's not how you commit suicide, here let me show you how."

 

[DizzleMcSizzle]

suppose its slighly off topic but i always liked what spike milligan had put on his grave stone

"i told you i was ill"
hahahaha classic


id have something like "get the hell of my grave" in really really small letter so they had to walk close to see it.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

System's... Failing... Master...

(Kotor reference)

 

[savandicus]

'You wouldnt dare....'

or

'You dont have the guts...'

or

'If i dont make it through this, tell my wife...hello'

would be three good ones

(second ones a quote from futurma )

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Oh come on it's perfectly safe and you know it!

and the best one EVER:

"THERES A SEA MINE! Wait wait... Don't worry it's one of ours."

If you don't get this you suck! (spike Milligan ROCKS)

 

[xitel]

"I have one word left to say to you..." and then die
"Have fun"
"Don't Worry, be Happy"

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"Somebody get me a clean pair of undies....urk....*dead*"

 

[Digitaldreamer7]

FINALLY! I can get some SLEEP

 

[SteinFaust]

"BRB, Hell."

"I need a cure for WHAT??"

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Bang."

 

[Archetype]

"The world sucks"?

"BRB, Hell."

"I need a cure for WHAT??"

Nice? Those made me laugh for a second there.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Holy Shit! God really IS a flying spaghetti monster!!!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough, have at you!!"

 

[ElephantGuts]

Are you sure you can put napalm out with water?

 

[fulano]

That...sauce...

 

[Maet]

"Even you, Child?"

(seeing as this is the first time the phrase has been posted in the entire thread, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume no one here understands it.)

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE!