What's physically wrong with YOU?
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I throw up. A lot. Doctors can't seem to figure out why, but my body rejects food quite a bit. I also have quite a few of the signs of dyspraxia from that article above, but have never been diagnosed. It would explain the super-loose ligaments (to the point of dislocating my left knee four times and several of my ribs on a regular basis) and the awful balance.
I'm allergic to every metal known to man. Breaking out in hives from every piece of jewelry I own is fantastic.
I'm allergic to every metal known to man. Breaking out in hives from every piece of jewelry I own is fantastic.
hairline fracture in one of my lower vertebrae that won't heal unless I sit in traction for a few years, and an improperly healed tear in my left Achilles tendon... just about at the heel. So, chronic "sports injuries" is what my issues tend to be classified as.
I've also developed a bit of a beer gut since I've been off active duty. Enough that I now have to poke myself a bit to find my six-pack, anyway.
I've also developed a bit of a beer gut since I've been off active duty. Enough that I now have to poke myself a bit to find my six-pack, anyway.
I'm incredibly clumsy, actually forget the whole left and right thing from time to time, have a poor sense of location, and crappy reaction time (This may have to do with the eye surgery I had three years old). Now when I was a kid, I was crappy at sports, no biggie. At 19, I still don't have my driver's license...
Also, the internet makes me think I have some kind of mental disorder, since I have anxiety all the time over little things, I'm an insomniac, and all the above crap. Thank you, internet! (Unless I do actually have something wrong with me, in which case, yeah, thank you, internet in a less sarcastic way.)
Oh yeah, this thread is about what's "physically" wrong with me, um, I'm a little tubby? I have little white deals around my eyes that won't go away (And maybe some elsewhere...). My front teeth are little crooked. That's it, I think...
Also, the internet makes me think I have some kind of mental disorder, since I have anxiety all the time over little things, I'm an insomniac, and all the above crap. Thank you, internet! (Unless I do actually have something wrong with me, in which case, yeah, thank you, internet in a less sarcastic way.)
Oh yeah, this thread is about what's "physically" wrong with me, um, I'm a little tubby? I have little white deals around my eyes that won't go away (And maybe some elsewhere...). My front teeth are little crooked. That's it, I think...
I have IBS and I'm lactose intolerant. The IBS basically means if my intestines decide they don't like what I put in them, they let me know by attempting to secede from my abdomen. Double if it's dairy....
I had flat feet. I underwent surgery for over a year to get an arch. Does that count even though I got it all fixed?
edit- The scars on my feet where they went in to fix my feet have very limited feeling. Which makes sense, but also a small radius around the scars have limited feeling. It's weird.
edit- The scars on my feet where they went in to fix my feet have very limited feeling. Which makes sense, but also a small radius around the scars have limited feeling. It's weird.
Almost legally blind without contact lenses, funny-shaped ears (glad they don't stick out tho), and oblong shaped head which is hidden ok by hair. Flat feet, and sweat A LOT in humid weather (more than most, despite being half-Asian), and also go f'ing red when I drink alcohol. Like after 2 beers. Fully red, waaaay before I'm even tipsy. So that sucks.
Also I get headaches really easily if I sleep too much, and sometimes just out of nowhere. Not sure where that comes from though. And according to various physio's, my muscular system is a bit banged up, maybe from several hard years of martial arts training (stopped when I fractured a metatarsal from punching through shit).
Otherwise, I'm fit enough and happy with the rest!
Also I get headaches really easily if I sleep too much, and sometimes just out of nowhere. Not sure where that comes from though. And according to various physio's, my muscular system is a bit banged up, maybe from several hard years of martial arts training (stopped when I fractured a metatarsal from punching through shit).
Otherwise, I'm fit enough and happy with the rest!
I was helping my uncle move when I was small and someone dropped something very heavy on my foot. It messed up my right big toe and they had to remove the nail. Now it just grows back really weird and it makes me embarrassed to wear anything less then socks on my feet.
Damn. My buddy is as bad off as you. He figured it out when we got our ears pierced... That was a bad ending for him.arsenicCatnip said:
Myself? I guess just a wacky heartbeat. Slooooooow toreallyreallyfastnotatall consiiiiistant.
If I push myself too hard, and I mean it has to be pretty stupidly hard, it causes a lot of problems. Chest pains, shortness of breath, fainting (only once!). Makes for an amusing heartbeat measure while running on treadmills though
(though... most I've tried refuse to work for me. Dunno if that's a factor. I doubt it.)Otherwise, just some scars that make me seem more manly (no it doesn't).
Lets see here...
Underweight by about 20 kilos
Double jointed thumbs
An infection in my hip that is now gone that literally baffled doctors when I was only 7, still no diagnosis they literally have no idea
Stretch marks on back and outer thighs
Growth pains on whole spine
Both pinkie toes broken then healed in a awkward direction
Scar on my right eyebrow where I got run over by an ice skate, lost about a quart of blood
Really bad teeth
Flat feet to the extent that if I am standing for more than an hour its painful
Some sort of undiagnosed problem with my knees so it hurts when I bend them in too far
Few pressure points cause any sort of sensation
Oh, and no gag reflex...
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And not to forget I get welts on my eyes when I wear any sort of facial makeup...
Underweight by about 20 kilos
Double jointed thumbs
An infection in my hip that is now gone that literally baffled doctors when I was only 7, still no diagnosis they literally have no idea
Stretch marks on back and outer thighs
Growth pains on whole spine
Both pinkie toes broken then healed in a awkward direction
Scar on my right eyebrow where I got run over by an ice skate, lost about a quart of blood
Really bad teeth
Flat feet to the extent that if I am standing for more than an hour its painful
Some sort of undiagnosed problem with my knees so it hurts when I bend them in too far
Few pressure points cause any sort of sensation
Oh, and no gag reflex...
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And not to forget I get welts on my eyes when I wear any sort of facial makeup...