What's physically wrong with YOU?

[Particulate]

My ears are deformed in the inner section. I've got extra flaps and channels. I have to clean them out daily or they hurt like a ************. But the trade off is that my hearing has been test at nearly twice that of most people.

 

[Ushiromiya Battler]

I have Fibromyalgia.
It's a chronic disease that makes my body suffer infinite pain. Most of the time it's bearable, but from time to time it hurts so much I can't move my body.
It also works about the same as MS, which is a disease that makes your body lazy. So I can't do sports and such, cause my body can't bare it.

 

[retyopy]

me legs turn inward.
I get twinges in my stomach.
I have..that thing that runs down your leg? I forgot the name. something with veins
my memory for stuff is baaaaad.
my back hurts if I stand still for more than 10 minutes ( and people wonder why I lie down a lot..)
if it gets to hot my arms ache. and ache hard.
and sometimes I swear my muscles dont work like they should. like they just gave up. .___.'

are you happy now?!

Yes. I am happy.

 

[the spud]

Somebody's been making a lot of threads.

OT:I am pretty fat.

My eyes are shit (20/60)

I think I may have echolalia.

Other than that, I am surprisingly healthy for someone who gets approximately 20 minutes of sunlight a year.

 

[Slayer_2]

im annoyingly tall (i think) for a girl. Im 5'10" and i hate it, cause i love to wear heels, but that generally puts me over 6 foot and, i feel that i intimidate everyone when they meet me...

Tall girls are attractive, at least to some people. Plus when you're really tall, it's no fun when your GF is 5'1, like my ex. I usually just picked her up when we were kissing.

As for me, as mentioned above, I'm pretty tall at 6'3, and still growing, I wake up with growing pains in my legs almost once a week. At least I think it's slowing down (used to be daily). Also, my arms are really thin because I never use them for anything that takes muscle, I bike a lot and it makes my legs pretty thick, so my arms look even skinnier in comparison. Oh yeah, and my nose is broken from a biking accident, and for a while it gave me trouble breathing through my nose and a very nasal voice. After the surgery I got for it, it's still crooked, but it's easier to breathe through.

However, compared to everything else I've read here, this is pretty minor stuff. I'm just nitpicking, really.

I have ADHD.

And apparently an oversized liver (According to a check up some time ago)

Start drinking

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I have three belly buttons. I was also born with one kidney. If I consume alcohol, it is fatal. Therefore, my 21st birthday come October means little.

I really cannot make stuff like that up.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

I'm a bit overweight. I can still see my boys and my feet, but I'm not happy with the body I have built.

My stomach seems to be very moody. Some days I have the munchies even though I don't drink or smoke, and some days I can only down a small (Scholtsky's) pizza before feeling bloated.

I love soda, especially diet coke. A lot. That's probably the reason I'm so fat.

I have Macrophilia, a fetish that makes me get off to being dominated by giant women. It's weird, and it's landed me in awkward situations. I wish I was just rid of it, but It manifested itself at a young age and it's shown no sign of going away.

Also, I have ADHD. I can't pay attention for very long. In fact, I'm supposed to be reading right now. But I'm here. Talking about how I'm supposed to be reading.

 

[Tentickles]

Let's see...

Scoliosis
thyroid condition
bi-polar
bad shoulder

yeah, yeah thats about it these days

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Aside from a few things that I cannot be bothered to list, the new thing wrong with my body is that the muscles in my right shoulder and right hand side fo my neck instantly seize up the instant i attempt to use them.

Because my body is crap.

:EDIT:
Also, I appear to be a mosquito magnet. Honetly, if I had more bites, I'd look like.... something that was 90% mosquito bites.

 

[retyopy]

I have Macrophilia, a fetish that makes me get off to being dominated by giant women. It's weird, and it's landed me in awkward situations. I wish I was just rid of it, but It manifested itself at a young age and it's shown no sign of going away.

Is that really a disease?

 

[LogicArmour]

Crooked teeth, genetic disposition for ingrown toes and a little tubby. But those things can all be fixed because I have and orthodontist, GP and running track nearby ^_^

 

[Victor Burgos]

I can see more clearly at night than I can at day. I sometimes can't even open my eyes to daylight. Also, I'm a bit overweight but I hide it well.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

I have Macrophilia, a fetish that makes me get off to being dominated by giant women. It's weird, and it's landed me in awkward situations. I wish I was just rid of it, but It manifested itself at a young age and it's shown no sign of going away.

Is that really a disease?

Probably.

 

[ultimateownage]

My teeth are abominations against God, I'm teetering on the edge of obesity, and for whatever reason, I seem to be incapable of running more than 1/8 of a mile without an ungodly amount of pain, no matter how hard I try or train.

My senses of hearing and touch also seem to be hyper-sensitive, and I believe the sense that weakened to cause that was my sense of smell. Someone's room-clearing flatulence never seems to bother me too badly.

HOW ARE YOU ME AND YET NOT ME?!
Yeah, that's basically me. Except replace 'incapable of running' to 'incapable of doing any physical exercise and weak as shit', and my sense of smell is fine (If not a little too good, considering how easily put off I am). Also emphasise the 'my teeth are horrible' bit.

 

[jyork89]

I have Scoliosis. Actually I've seen it heaps on this thread which is strange, because it's not that common. Either playing lots of games gives you scoliosis, or people with scoliosis play a lot of games. Either way, I spent half my life with people telling me to "Sit up straight" and not believing when I said I couldn't. When I had a reason, it was nice to show them I wasn't just lazy xD

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Oh, tons. I was born with a club foot, which I had to have operated on when I was a few months old. Now my left leg is incredibly skinny and my left food is missing a few muscles, so I can barely move it. Also, I have a small water bubble in the base of spine, which fucked up few things. It's called a tether cord, look it up. Also, I can't eat milk products or chocolate. Oh, and my right thumb is missing some muscles too. No idea why. Plus, I'm really short. Most girls are taller then me, or at least my height. OH! And one of my legs is taller then the other, for the same reason one is skinnier. And I'm a little on the chubby side.

I think that covers it.

 

[marioandsonic]

I'm overweight.

...I guess that's about it?

 

[retyopy]

I have Macrophilia, a fetish that makes me get off to being dominated by giant women. It's weird, and it's landed me in awkward situations. I wish I was just rid of it, but It manifested itself at a young age and it's shown no sign of going away.

Is that really a disease?

Probably.

Are you sure it's not just a preference? But never mind.

 

[Mister Eff]

I turned 21 last week, I have acne and a receeding hairline. Also I'm pretty skinny, but a small beer gut is arriving. Fucking university.

EDIT: Also pretty bad dyspraxia.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well I'm unhealthy with a beer belly and my eyes are long sighted.