What's physically wrong with YOU?

[zelda2fanboy]

My digestive tract is terrible. I have to take stool softener almost every night, so I don't have to poop gravel. Before miralax, I'd get horrible constipation and a four hour bowel movement once a month. The problem now is if I drink too much fluid and eat something greasy, it's instant diarrhea, regardless of how much I've gone recently. Also, my eyesight sucks and I have thick glasses. You know those clear floaters you see in your eyes sometimes? I have so many that they stick together in black clumps, making it look like there are a flies in the room.

My teeth are fantastic, though. One place that was a definite win in the genetics drawing. Neither of my parents have great teeth. And a full head of hair. I still don't want kids for the aforementioned reasons.

 

[Jun_Jun]

I have problems with my joints.
I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both my wrists (righty is a bit worse than lefty tho).Which means if I dare try to lift something more than 10kgs I automatically drop it, I can't stop myself from dropping it.
I also have scar tissue in both of my ankles from tearing my ligaments (whatever they're called this happened when I was 14 don't really remember), so I can't do more than jog without having to stop, then limp home, which sucks because I was doing really well at sports at the time and always won 100m sprint and baton races races for my team .
So now everyone that doesn't know me all that well thinks I'm a lazy shit that doesn't exercise :/,oh well I can still go to the beach and paddle in the surf :3 At least I don't put on weight yay metabolism.
Oh and I have slight problem with my hips, if I don't move for about an hour I lose the feeling in my right leg, kinda troublesome when I'm driving and I lose my accelerator/brake foot :/
Oh and for some reason my left eye doesn't see colours as concentrated and 'saturated' as my right eye, I should probably get that checked, probably has something to do with getting kicked in the eye back in high school
Also my small intestine sometimes doesn't feel like working and will not absorb nutrients from my food, so I pretty much lie in a coma some days, that was a pain back when I was anaemic too lucky I grew out of that.
Why do I have so many things wrong with me? Because I'm scottish and everyone there is inbred :/ Screw you catholic ancestors.

 

[AfroTree]

me legs turn inward.
I get twinges in my stomach.
I have..that thing that runs down your leg? I forgot the name. something with veins
my memory for stuff is baaaaad.
my back hurts if I stand still for more than 10 minutes ( and people wonder why I lie down a lot..)
if it gets to hot my arms ache. and ache hard.
and sometimes I swear my muscles dont work like they should. like they just gave up. .___.'

are you happy now?!

Yes. I am happy.

Good. because I also hate you <3

 

[Bakuryukun]

I have profound and complete deafness in my right ear. It doesn't affect my life too much, but it have no directional hearing and also shopping for headphones is a pain in the ass.

 

[That's Funny]

Um nothing much wrong with me really. I am very pale, and I have a click in my ribs. OK maybe there is something wrong there.

 

[Mariakitten]

I have Crohns disease, Photophobia, and Raynaud's syndrom. All of which have been diagnosed by a doctor.

Edit: I forgot anemia and malnourishment but those are from the Crohns.

 

[retyopy]

I have Crohns disease, Photophobia, and Raynaud's syndrom. All of which have been diagnosed by a doctor.

Edit: I forgot anemia and malnourishment but those are from the Crohns.

Photophobia? Is that... the fear of photos? Or the fear of light? or the fear of photons?

 

[Magicmad5511]

I've got monkey toes. There long and able to pick stuff up. Not exactly normal but I think its cool. I think I'm normal apart from that.

 

[Rex Fallout]

Not like a terrible abnormality but... my chest is shaped differently than most guys. It sticks out and crap. But after reading some of these I feel like I should just stop feeling sorry for myself...

 

[Agayek]

The only real physical problem I have is that I am very much overweight, due entirely to a lack of exercise. I'm just far too lazy to put the effort needed to stay in shape. I'm liable to have a heart attack on my 40th birthday.

 

[Naeo]

Large sinuses that like to retain things, so I tend to get worse cases of runny/stuffy nose than a lot of people because it's hard to get things out of my sinuses. I also have a congenitally bad left ear, which is about half as good as a regular ear.

 

[evilartist]

I have a shifted TMJ (the tendon connecting my jaw to my skull).
I have epilepsy.
I have inflamed knees and a pulled left ankle.
My right shoulder hurts when I lift it away from my side.
I'm overweight.

Otherwise, my body is just fantastic!

 

[Quesa]

Gout. Kinda sucks, doesn't affect me unless I eat red meat around three times in a short period of time (Thursday ground beef tacos, Friday steak, Saturday ground beef tacos, Sunday foot pain). Kinda indicative of how little red meat I eat that I made it into my 30s without noticing it.

 

[evilartist]

Not like a terrible abnormality but... my chest is shaped differently than most guys. It sticks out and crap. But after reading some of these I feel like I should just stop feeling sorry for myself...

You know, speaking of abnormal chests, a colleague of mine has a recessed sternum. I mean, literally, that bony part between her breasts concaves inward. It's so strange. :/

 

[Michael826]

Well, I have one leg longer than the other, the result of which is a twisted spine. I have orthotics for this.

I have eczema, which is particularly bad on my scalp.

I also have a pretty fucked up digestive system, but let's not get in to that...

None of these are as bad as they sound, funnily enough. It does make me sound like a bit of a freak, though. Lol.

 

[Condor219]

My knees are turned 45 degrees inward, and I can't throw a ball overhand because of a shoulder reconstruction, and I have every dental problem ever conceived.

 

[Xman490]

Several coin-sized spots on my skin are red, itchy, and dry and/or vulnerable to tearing.

 

[Extravagance]

Mild athsma, and semi-violent uncontrollable muscle twitches in my arms that I should probably see someone about. Oh, and a non-worrying cyst on my eyelid, and if I kneel down, one of my kneecaps slips out of place and I can't then stand. I thinkt that's about it, actually. Both my little fingers are double jointed, so I can' move them without also moving the finger next to them. Kinda proud of that, though

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I have legs too long for my body, my eyes are tiny, I'm starting to get wrinkles even though I'm only 16, I have really loose skin on my face, ensuring that the wrinkle situation will only get worse, I'm covered in spots, I'm a total weakling compared to everyone else I know, I have a flabby stomach, I have moobs, my fingers look too thick for their length, I have to coordination of a retarded mouse that had been put in a blender, I have a massive forehead, my nose is huge and has a massive bump on it, I'm way too pale.

That's what comes to mind at this point.