What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

2xDouble

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dancinginfernal said:
One of the smaller Japanese short-sword things. I don't know what they're call but I found them at a flea market.

They're twice as deadly because I'm the clumsiest idiot you'll ever meet. I have them on this display rack thing the guy threw in for free about a foot away from my computer.
Is it a Wakizashi [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakizashi] or a Tanto knife [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tant%C5%8D]? (wikipedia is your friend. lol)

OT: I have a pair of sharpened Foil [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_%28fencing%29] swords (originally practice swords), a leather belt, and a letter-opener replica of the Heavenly Sword [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavenly_Sword].

PS. yes, this has kinda been done to death...
 

Agayek

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The deadliest weapon I have at hand is a letter opener vaguely resembling a sword, except it's 8 inches long and blunt as all hell, but it has a point and it's rigid enough to stab someone.

About 12 feet away I have a Cold Steel knife that I know how to use and could really fuck stuff up, and roughly the same distance in the opposite direction I have 3 shotguns and a rifle in a little cabinet.
 

jpoon

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My .40cal Taurus PT 24/7 Pro. Handy little gun, looks sweet and feels nice and squishy in the hand. Love it!

I have a nice survival knife a few inches away from my computer but the gun is easily a lot deadlier and it's only a few feet away.
 

Leemaster777

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Lets see, I've got a Batarang, a Death Note, and an entire set of Lantern Corp rings within reach. I think I'm good.
 

Redalert9r9r

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My sharp whits?

No but really, lets get serious.

Um...a magazine aanndd...a small pocket knife?

If you go get me a lemon I'll make that paper cut burn SO BAD.
 

ctf1990

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I have a paring knife I received from my culinary arts teacher from high school and a bokken my brother left me >:3
 

Sinisterair

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Because my room is in the basement there is a hunting rifle near by........and lots of ammo for it, plus a bow, Large scalping knife and flares.....hmmm sounds like a fun night
 

judowarrior

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My sharp objects collections (not even joking), a combination of Japanese swords, Latin american bush clearing devices, and varied Asian deadly trowing-ware
 

SideburnsPuppy

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A box of Triscuits. Statistics Canada does not have a page on how many people die every day from choking on Triscuits, but one can only assume that they are the most dangerous cracker on the market.

Oh, wait, if somebody tried to kill me and I have time to open a drawer, I could grab a Fon Du stick to distract him and then go for a large kitchen knife. That's pretty deadly, right? Nah, I'd probably go with the Triscuits.
 

L-J-F

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In under my desk I have the end of a spear (the sharp metal bit =D). Sharpy sharp.