What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The deadliest thing within my reach is a printer.

 

[egrutt]

Macadamia nuts, hopefully the intruder has a nut allergy.

 

[rstank77]

skoal chewing tobacco

 

[katsumoto03]

One of the smaller Japanese short-sword things. I don't know what they're call but I found them at a flea market.

They're twice as deadly because I'm the clumsiest idiot you'll ever meet. I have them on this display rack thing the guy threw in for free about a foot away from my computer.

It's called a Ninjato, I believe.

I currently have three knives (including one butcher knife) and a letter opener that has been known to be able to cur through thick wood very easily.

 

[lukenhiumur]

I have a bottle of iKlear apple product polish.
...oh no

 

[ducktapemax]

swich blade

 

[bam13302]

im gona go with the easy answer, my laptop battery
it has roughly the same energy of a hand grenade
easier to rig, probably my power cord
simple weapon, the glass tabletop
although, on that note, i have a large d20 that is quite easy to throw accuaratly, not much damage

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Headphones and a PSP. Ill put it on full volume and put it on ur ears

 

[theSovietConnection]

Probably my knife

 

[coolman9899]

well ive got my

beside me in my desk

 

[bam13302]

I have a spoon. Oh and a newspaper.

Oh yeah and this little guy is never far from my side.

i choose to disbelieve the illusion
[d20+8]
YAY i rolled a 17+8

 

[Lt. Sausage]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Peteron]

Er...I dunno, my snake, my cell phone, flashlight, my dog.......and a sharpie.

 

[marurder]

An *empty* coffee mug... When I don't have my coffee, I get NASTY

 

[Saulkar]

3 Throwing knives in their sheaf.

 

[Engarde]

Folding scissors. They may only have three centimetre blades but.....mwahahahah! Take this, eyeballs!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Swiss Army knife, if I have time to sit up.

If not, then probably my whole laptop, or my PS3 controller.

Why not just the whole PS3? Get it and the intruder out.

Ot: I guess a remote? Not much else nearby...

 

[coolman9899]

I have a spoon. Oh and a newspaper.

Oh yeah and this little guy is never far from my side.

im sure

 

[Rigs83]

6 inch hunting knife I keep by my bed at all times. After that it's my stinky shoes.

 

[scipio323]

okay, people, /thread.

I'm willing to safely bet that, three feet away from me, on my floor, I have something more dangerous than most people have in their house, most likely town, and for some of you the most dangerous thing you may have ever seen. It's called an electron gun, and it used to be part of a high powered electron microscope. If you were to find a way to plug it into a normal wall socket, it would most likely short out the street's power supply. When powered, however, it can fire a sustained, focused beam of electrons that, well, fries things. Too bad I have no way of plugging it in... the power cable alone is 4 inches circumference.
Anyway, I'd REALLY enjoy seeing someone try and top THAT.

I win, end of conversation. /thread.