What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[JUMBO PALACE]

A pair of scissors. I'm not special.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

A mechanical pencil. Eye Scream, anyone?

 

[Godhead]

A ball and chain that I taught myself to use after 3 trips to the hospital. (I was 10 in those three incidents.)

 

[Wiiiiiiilliam]

Phone cord

 

[thatstheguy]

A glass cup.

 

[kannibus]

My wife.

Don't act like you ain't scared of yours.

 

[omega_peaches]

A knife.
I like putting cream cheese on my bagels.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

A stapler.

 

[nitro27]

My World War 2 bayonet. I keep it for when the apocalypse comes.

 

[Jonny The Kay]

The Internet and the power it brings!

 

[clicketycrack]

A tiny refridgerator.

 

[Extasii]

my college anatomy textbook, a drawer from my desk, my keychain (with a $#*@-ton of keys and other metal bits), or the fact that im in kickboxing (that counts, right?).

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A pad of post-it notes.
Fear me.

 

[Tucker154]

My copy of halo reach

No sereously, that harden edition case is hard

 

[derelict]

My hands.

okay, people, /thread.

I'm willing to safely bet that, three feet away from me, on my floor, I have something more dangerous than most people have in their house, most likely town, and for some of you the most dangerous thing you may have ever seen. It's called an electron gun, and it used to be part of a high powered electron microscope. If you were to find a way to plug it into a normal wall socket, it would most likely short out the street's power supply. When powered, however, it can fire a sustained, focused beam of electrons that, well, fries things. Too bad I have no way of plugging it in... the power cable alone is 4 inches circumference.
Anyway, I'd REALLY enjoy seeing someone try and top THAT.

I win, end of conversation. /thread.

Planning on beating someone with your paperweight?

 

[The_Chief]

my basketball trophy (Hello bludgeon)
and my wrestling medal (Hello very hard swingy thing)

 

[soulfire130]

I have 3 pens, 6 books to throw or smack with (because knowlege is power!), 4 CD cases, a can of dust remover which can be used as a weapon if held upside down, a DDR mat that's broken,
two 4 lb dubdbells, a Guitar hero guitar, headphones to use a fiber wires, and homework the bane of all mortals existance.

One of the smaller Japanese short-sword things. I don't know what they're call but I found them at a flea market.

They're twice as deadly because I'm the clumsiest idiot you'll ever meet. I have them on this display rack thing the guy threw in for free about a foot away from my computer.

Wakizashi is probably what your talking about.

 

[-Samurai-]

A Katana. It's between my bed and computer for quick access.

 

[rabidmidget]

A physics textbook, I could probably club a seal with this thing...

 

[tkioz]

I've got a sharpened hunting knife setting on my desk... I use it for eating fruit mostly now, been a few years since it was used for actually you know hunting or butchering of animals, yes I cleaned it... why does everyone go "eww" about that bit, think about the things you're wearing and where they came from for a second.