What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

DemonicFur

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Keys, Barstool, Laptop, and I suppose an empty can that I could tear open to cut someone... I'm so screwed.
 

x434343

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I can use the USB drives to steal ur life, effectively rendering you dead.
Zicam overdosing.
Cigarrio and lighter, for a long, slow death.
DnD Dice to roll a natural 20 to MURDEr YEWWWW
3 knives. One Swiss Army, 2 flippy ones.
Oh, and, uh, Portal Mousepad can rendser you psychologically incurable.
 

Dango

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A rather large Swiss Army knife that I've never actually used before. Either that or my European History textbook.
 

gsf1200

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a .40 cal firestar, a .41 magnum ruger redhawk, 3 hunting knives, and several assorted rifles. My computer room is also my hunting supplies room!
 

Kevak

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My computer which i could never bring myself to damage, a assortment of bladed weapons including: about 50 throwing knives in a desk compartment, a battle axe above my desk, several knives of various sizes and shapes scattered in the general area around my compy, a desert eagle with a knife bolted onto it strapped under my desk, two curved short swords above my desk, a assortment of rather heavy spherical paper weights that could be considered cannon balls, a bladed metal Frisbee that doubles as a shield strapped under my desk, and various assorted bladed weapons and guns scattered around my house
 

jef91

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My mobile phone, as I can request an airstrike or it's equivalent in bee swarms at a moment's notice
 

Booze Zombie

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I've got a metal chair here and I've injured myself just walking into the damn thing, I could only imagine the pain of me dropping it on someone or swinging it.
 

justjrandomuser

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The PS3 title Lair! A game so bad just reading the box covered is banned in many countries. Actual game play was outlawed by the Geneva Convention as an act of torture.
 

Ashsaver

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Hmm,I have a Japanese Type 100 submachinegun hanging on a wall.

My grandpa told me he stole it from a Japanese soldier when he and his freedom fighter friends were raiding a Japanese supply train during Japanese occupation.

...and he's also in the Queen's Cobra Battalion during the Vietnam war....he's kind like Bill(L4D)
 

Harlemura

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I could squirt a load of hand cream into his face, might buy me some time to find something that will do something!
It's not my hand cream, me and my sister share this computer, I swear!
 

Eclectic Dreck

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My Leatherman is generally on my person and it is certainly within reach at the moment (it being on my belt and all). For a better weapon, I'd have to at least walk across the room, where I might find my handgun. I suspect a .40 S&W hollow-point is just a hair deadlier than a three inch knife or saw but it is all the way across the room.