What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Snotnarok]

My folded steel, full tang battle ready katana. :| I will keel kowards with out boolets.

 

[Athol]

A hatchet, and an aluminium tee ball bat (which I DO have for home defence)

 

[NicoDK]

A small bottle of pills with melatonin. eat a handfull of these and i'm pretty sure you won't wake up.

 

[thevillageidiot13]

Swiss Army Knife. In my pocket.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Probably the extending baton right in front of me. I forgot to take it out of my pocket when I got home.

 

[michael_ab]

three katanas that are so dull its blunt force trauma, or stabby. a leatherman. my pc and monitor. solid wood trumpet stand (NOT a good way to die). screwdriver, flathead and philips. thats all here on my computer desk, i have more floating around my room. oh and my benchmade utility knife in my pocket.

 

[Illusive DiZ]

It would have to be the pocket knife I always carry on me when I leave or move around the house should said situation arrive.

 

[michael_ab]

A hatchet, and an aluminium tee ball bat (which I DO have for home defence)

pang pang pang

 

[Withall]

A keyboard. I think I could choke at least -one- person with it's cord.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

A walking sitck. Don't worry it's not mine.

 

[Sacman]

The internet.

oh if you watched Serial Experiments Lain you would know just how deadly that is...

 

[chieften]

I have a hookah with a torch butane lighter next to me. a butter knife, a loaf of bread, and one of the hubcaps from my car (long story).

 

[Soxafloppin]

My keys? Or my cup of tea is pretty hot.

 

[Canadian Briton]

A C-Saw and a pair of pointy pliers, there might be hammer around here.

 

[RelexCryo]

so assume someone with ill intentions regarding your health (someone who wanted to kill you) walked into the room right now! with no time to get up or otherwise change your position, you have to grab something with which to arm yourself! (assume he's unarmed, he just plans to strangle you)

i have a pair of scissors, a lamp

Spoiler: and one of these

only without the little round safety thing and only one, slightly balding, woodpecker

My bare hands. My guns are stowed away so someone doesn't steal them. The only things I have readily available are my hands. But they are pretty dangerous.

 

[Gabanuka]

£10 (we all know money is a killer)
Also the katana, but that hasnt been sharpend for awhile.

 

[Kitteh]

Oboe reed knife at 1:00, look out yee scallywag blank reeds!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

A knife that's in one of my drawers. It's only 3 inches long, but it'd be illegal for me to carry it around without some sort of special permission.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Lamp that gets scalding hot to the touch where the light is, scissors, a "bass (base?) speaker", a printer, a laptop, and a rolly chair.

 

[Continuity]

Within reach? without getting up?

Hmm...

I have a 3" Laguiole penknife, a watch strap tool (which is pointy) and a screw driver. Oh and a walther CP99, but that hardly a weapon, and not loaded anyway.