What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?
- Thread starter interspark
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Hmm...I could use my Apple charger cord as a whip and take out his eye? Oh! throw the phone at him, thaat will hurt
I have so much shit on my computer bench i could get him down with it.Then ill go get an axe.
I see right now:Socks,banana-box(plastic box in shape of a banana)gameboy,wristwatch,multiple pencils, scissors a post-it dispencer thing,a rather big book.2 meters to the left of me a whole bunch of thick harry potter books a small steerable helicopter,the controller for the helicopter,a carton giraffe,a stapler,reserve parts for the helicopter still in plastic,some batteries,a cellphone box,another box right behind it,a small plastic case with some batteries,a thin book,a battery charger,an umbrella,a small thing which contains paperclips,a small gameboy-ish thing with brain games,multiple wooden parts,glass deoderant bottle,a box with metal sides,another gameboy,a carton box most likely containing heavy things,letters,a flashlight,a tue of toothpaste,a fuckton of things with wires,a spoon,a plastic gun.my 2 shoes,my keyboard,monitor and computer and my 2 soundboxes + mic and headphones.
And thats just the things i can reach right now.
I see right now:Socks,banana-box(plastic box in shape of a banana)gameboy,wristwatch,multiple pencils, scissors a post-it dispencer thing,a rather big book.2 meters to the left of me a whole bunch of thick harry potter books a small steerable helicopter,the controller for the helicopter,a carton giraffe,a stapler,reserve parts for the helicopter still in plastic,some batteries,a cellphone box,another box right behind it,a small plastic case with some batteries,a thin book,a battery charger,an umbrella,a small thing which contains paperclips,a small gameboy-ish thing with brain games,multiple wooden parts,glass deoderant bottle,a box with metal sides,another gameboy,a carton box most likely containing heavy things,letters,a flashlight,a tue of toothpaste,a fuckton of things with wires,a spoon,a plastic gun.my 2 shoes,my keyboard,monitor and computer and my 2 soundboxes + mic and headphones.
And thats just the things i can reach right now.
well within reach i have a glock model 78 field knife a benchmade 710 and a wrecking crowbar a la gordon freeman. im not even kidding
I have a small box of Drawing pins or thumb tacks if your American, and a couple plugs I can attempt to stab him with
There's a lamp right next to me and a compass within reach. So I hit them with the lamp and while they are picking out the glass from their face, I can slit their throat with the compass... Or something like that.
