What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[badpun]

A fork, some glass cups and my acoustic guitar which will make a nice club actually...

 

[Sir-jackington]

I could throw a cup, my phone or my laptop, other than that i could use my rather aggressive zippo WAIT! i just realised i have a knife stuck to the wall infront of me......i never knew i was so prepared

 

[Bloodstain]

A knife. But I guess I could kill someone with my ventilator.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

I have a half-opened xbox 360 with exposed wires and no cover that i have put on a shoebox so i can still play on it, so yeah...deathtrap hehe.

 

[jamescorck]

Two scissors.

I keep all the weapons in the safety closet.

 

[FightThePower]

A butter knife.

Though my laptop would probably cause more injury if I were to use that as a weapon, but I'm not counting it because it's so big it's unwieldy.

 

[microhive]

My laptop. I can wreak havoc with this machine!

 

[DC_Josh]

A hairbrush, a can of shitty bodyspray and my harmonica.

My 15kg weights. That's really it.

Oh, and my girlfriend. She could probably nag the enemy to death.

You gave me a chuckle, please accept one internet as a reward.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Pair of scissors and a pocketknife.

 

[Kris015]

My wallet. Fo real.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well, Ipod touches are sharp if you use em right...

 

[b15h4m0n]

A bokken.

 

[bpm195]

Myself.

I mean I could pull a pair of scissors easily or even a saw if I have time to go in a drawer, but I'm 100% confident that if somebody comes into my room unarmed I'd be able to take them easily.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

A USB-Fan.

OH YEAH! This baby will cut your fingers, clean off!

I WANT ONE OF THOSE!

My god damn machete!

Spoiler: It looks like this, only with a brown handle.

 

[Crystalite]

I was actually just thinking about something like that, and noticed that the deadliest thing in my home is in fact my ceramic kitchen knife. I kid you not, it is nearly as sharp as a razor and will almost certainly break if I where to stab someone with it, making it some kind of morgul blade. Do not fuck with cooks!
These knives are really dangerous.
And also quite awesome to work with.

 

[Sinisterspider]

Theres a rounders bat on my desk for some reason, next to a giant pencil.

 

[Edorf]

If used right, everything can be a deadly weapon!

I'd probably say the chair next to me, my macbook, my stationary computer (wouldnt want that in my head...) or the glas right infront of me...

I always plan out what to do incase a crazy theif/murderer enters the room

 

[RanD00M]

My fishing knife. It's sharp as hell, and perfect for the stabby stabby.

 

[C95J]

Swiss Army knife, if I have time to sit up.

If not, then probably my whole laptop, or my PS3 controller.

Why not just the whole PS3? Get it and the intruder out.

Ot: I guess a remote? Not much else nearby...

naaa, my ps3 and xbox are both on the other side of the room to me, whilst my laptop was sitting on my bed with me and my ps3 remote.