What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Omegatronacles]

Like everyone else, it would be the replica Bat'leth that hangs above my desk.

What? You don't have a Bat'leth hanging above your desk? What's wrong with you?

 

[interspark]

A hairbrush, a can of shitty bodyspray and my harmonica.

My 15kg weights. That's really it.

Oh, and my girlfriend. She could probably nag the enemy to death.

You gave me a chuckle, please accept one internet as a reward.

i hope you meant an internet cookie, cos i dought you're authorised to GIVE someone the internet

 

[interspark]

ive also got.... an ADDRESS BOOK!! and its got reeeeeally pointy edges! (one internet cookie for whoever spots the reference)

 

[Kazasu]

Well, first, a thumb tack stabbed through foil. Fear the thumb tack! Secondly, The infinite amount of wires that comes with my computer. Third, a butter knife.. didn't realize that was here, thanks for this. And after a trip to the kitchen and back, I realized I have a fortune cookie on my desk.

Fear the fortune cookie! It will predict your death! And then you will choke upon it! So.. Its a Misfortune cookie! All hail the Misfortune cookie!

 

[Amphoteric]

My fists

 

[Valkyira]

Joke answer= My Arkham Asylum collector's edition Batarang.

Serious answer= My hockey stick or a corkscrew.

 

[hyperhammy]

Well, Ipod touches are sharp if you use em right...

Use the lightsaber app. =)

 

[Lucifron]

My old bass guitar. It would definitely do the trick.

 

[Vortex Traveller]

The closest thing I have to me is My 1 TB external Harddrive which is weighty enough to be a good bludgoning device.

 

[Mr S]

I have my keys, and on my keychain is a Kobutan which I could use.

 

[Ampersand]

I think i'd get away with using either my computer monitor or my elbows.

 

[The Last Parade]

The only thing in my Reach is the Covenant

 

[BossBax]

Yeah the mess on my desk finally pays of ^^
I got a pair of pliers, a folding knife, a nail file and a pair of tiny scissors. Also, i could propably choke someone with miscellaneous cables form headphones, external HDD and such.

 

[Davvda]

Experimental M.I.R.V.

What?

 

[Vrex360]

My manly fists of fury.

MMMPH!

 

[Sargey]

pair of scissors to my right :O

 

[spinFX]

The serrated knife I used to scratch my scrotum. I'm not joking about anything I just said.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

A sword-like dragon shaped letter opener and some scissors.
Bring on the emo-ness!!