What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

Kastiel

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I have 2 non-brand pocket knives, both of which are pretty sharp...nothing special, but they'll get the job done. I also have a set of 4 shuriken throwing stars...yes I'm serious.
 

bad_dog14

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Three empty glasses, some pens and deadliest of all, my Halo: Combat Evolved disc, as it can decapitate four Terminators with one throw.
 

Claptrap

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Huh, Lets see... I actually don't have anything sharp in this room, I've got a bunch of videos on the floor, I could throw them... There pretty damageing..

Or i could throw all the lego on the floor and hope the enemy is bare foot.

Oh, And a half ate bag of grapes. Nom.

Yeah i'm fucked.
 

Koeryn

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Skorpyo said:
How about the Cetme .308 I just got finished cleaning?



And yes, I'm entirely serious.
Awww! Lucky bastard. =p

In my case...

I've got a rebreakable board to my left, which is of dubious use as a weapon, and aa combat knife in reach to my right. I think I'll go with the combat knife in reach to my right for 400 Bob.

The guitars, swords, crowbar, other knives, didgeridoo, tonfa, are all out of reach to varying degrees, and my rifle is in her case under the bed, with the ammo stuffed in a can in my closet, so I'd have to fight them off with the knife until I could get my hands on a more suitable weapon.
 

derdeutschmachine

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got my 1911 a step away and my P22 on the table next to me, also have my 454 and USP sitting in a box behind me and thats not even mentioning the two shotguns I've got in the corner... what can I say I like to be prepared.
 

Sgt_Jakeman214

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Wow, I just finished polishing and sharpening my Katana... Other than that, I've got a lamp, my laptop and my pocket knife. Yeah, I bought a katana specifically for the zombie apocalypse (Don't laugh, you all know it IS coming...).
 

Feneture

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A butterfly knife, a throwing knife, my computer monitor and my mouse & keyboard.. Could strangle the intruder with the cord!
 

TheDragonmaster

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No real sharp objects unless you count my pliers. I do have about 10 feet or so of assorted heavy steel chains lying around (I'm weaving chainmail at the time being).

Oh, and a beaker (about 400 ml) of premixed hydrochloric acid with hydrogen peroxide (I haven't diluted it yet for etching, so it's pretty concentrated). I would be pretty reluctant to spill that anywhere in my appartment though, but still, I'd say it's the most deadly thing within my reach at the moment.
 

BossBax

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Sgt_Jakeman214 said:
Wow, I just finished polishing and sharpening my Katana... Other than that, I've got a lamp, my laptop and my pocket knife. Yeah, I bought a katana specifically for the zombie apocalypse (Don't laugh, you all know it IS coming...).
IT IS!! at least according to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dbXh0maXAc
brb preparing for 3/31/2046
 

C4N4DUCK18

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Let's see here... (audible shuffling) ... I an Ipod, a couple of clay sculptures, a candle holder, some plates ( I suppose I could make him temporarily disabled as he tries to do the matrix lol. High five anyone?), a tea set and an empty wine bottle that can either be used as a bludgeoning device or a sharp circular poking thingy. If that guy came in I'd be like CRASH! Let's Dance MotherF@#$%&!