What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[DC_Josh]

A hairbrush, a can of shitty bodyspray and my harmonica.

My 15kg weights. That's really it.

Oh, and my girlfriend. She could probably nag the enemy to death.

You gave me a chuckle, please accept one internet as a reward.

i hope you meant an internet cookie, cos i dought you're authorised to GIVE someone the internet

Who is if not me?

 

[MajorLandmark]

I have... A 30cm steel rular. We all know those things hurt.

To anyone who has a gun in reach, unless you are a secret agent, or at work in a police department or similar, you must surely mean it's unloaded and you intend to blugeon the attacker with it. If it is however loaded, something is wrong. Perhaps you just aren't very good at cleaning.

 

[Kermi]

To my right is a sword on it's display rack, partially hidden behind my collection of video-game figurines. It's a cheap piece of junk I picked up at the market. I might give my intruder some nasty bruises.

 

[erikvduyn]

Xbox controller, laptop charger (those power bricks pack a punch), rock band drums.
Okay, I'm fucked.

 

[psivamp]

MacBook is probably slightly less lethal than my chemistry textbook. So, I'm going with my CHEM book. Scratch that, there's a guitar in a hard-case behind me.

 

[IamQ]

A fork and a spoon. Sadly no spork.

 

[Rewold]

Samsung Galaxy S. It could kill, right?

btw how can I add a picture?

 

[theriddlen]

I have a half-life 2 alike crossbow in my basement

 

[snide_cake]

I have a paper spike not one foot away from me.

 

[BGH122]

An M1911 and a shit load of axes, baseball bats, hammers, screwdrivers, chainsaws and all sorts of other nasty things. My PC and bedroom are right next to my storage space.

 

[Shaegor]

A teacup.
What? It was good enough for Riddick

 

[Rotting Corpse]

I have two butterfly knives withing arms reach right now.

 

[Kennian]

i have a 1911 under my desk, a set of folded steel katana on the hutch, if i can get through my office door i have a 18 inch machette...i've got a shotgun in my bedroom behind the headboard..

damn PTSD makeing people paranoid

 

[Flac00]

so assume someone with ill intentions regarding your health (someone who wanted to kill you) walked into the room right now! with no time to get up or otherwise change your position, you have to grab something with which to arm yourself! (assume he's unarmed, he just plans to strangle you)

i have a pair of scissors, a lamp
only without the little round safety thing and only one, slightly balding, woodpecker

love the woodpeckers

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have a banana guard and some headphones.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

A Mosin-Nagant.
Looks like I win.

 

[ultimateownage]

I have a cup of piping hot tea, which could injure him. Some chocolate, which would be very effective if the attacker was a dog. Oh yea, and a letter opener with a knife attached to it, for the annoying plastic parcel wrap.

 

[gmacarthur81]

4 cell Maglight and myself.

 

[Dash85]

err, I got a ceramic dragon that's pretty heavy, could brain him with that....unfortunately, my hunting knife is on the other side of the room, right beside the door they would be coming through lol

 

[Kukakkau]

A katana letter opener I was given as a present - Not that sharp but metals fairly good quality

Failing that my capri sun straw or my laptop itself - good bashing weapon