What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[PoliceBox63]

My fork having pasta and cheese watching Dexter

 

[Dr.A]

My computer.

 

[Broady Brio]

A Xbox 360 power adapter.

This hunk of fuck!

 

[HK_01]

Two letter-openers and a pair of scissors.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I have two TV remotes, the house phone, a ceramic bowl and some nail clippers.

I throw the 2 remotes at his head causing him to turn away/duck. Then I leap at him and smash the bowl over his head. From there, I stab, file and clip with the nail clippers until he is incapacitated and then I use the phone to call the police.

That, or I beat him over the head with my laptop.

 

[NotAPie]

...Well I can kill someone with the Xbox 360's power brick.

 

[XIGBARx13]

A canister of lemon Pledge. Prepare to cough your lungs out!

 

[Cpu46]

I'm a college gamer so almost everything I need is within reach. I could probably live for at least two weeks without moving from this very spot.

As for the most deadly items; I have a small pocket knife, my TV, Printer, Laptop, I think these shelves could be fashioned into an impromptu bludgeon.

 

[G.F- Phergan]

My Norwegian Airforce issue 5,56 x 45mm HK 416 N. One of the best assault rifles in the world.
(Yes, I am a corporal in the airforce)
http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil:HK416N.png

 

[mortalsatsuma]

A can of deoderant and my Airsoft gun

 

[rokkolpo]

The lord of the rings. (entire series in one book)
it packs a punch. xD

 

[Smits090]

if i didn't have to move ... either, my alarm clock, a glass bottle, or nail clippers.
If i could move 2 feet, my Katana!

 

[Flamezdudes]

A glass candle holder? I can... smash it in someone's face? Yeah...

A lamp? I could just blind someone.

 

[thats it exclamation]

probly the fire axe over there...

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Well, to be an overly technical nerd/jackass, the electricity flowing to the computer and which can ultimately to traced to a powerplant which could fry any human being with its output no matter what type of plant.

Really, though, I have a decently sharpened pencil nearby and a TI-84 calculator. So... I guess I could calculate a trajectory to throw the pencil into someone's eye and puncture their brain...

 

[Drakmorg]

I've got a swiss army knife, a pair of scissors, and a big metal goblet from medieval times. I could probably survive this encounter.

If only I had time to lean, I could grab some of my throwing knives or my short-sword.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

A lampe is the choice for me I guess.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

FUUUCK.

Remind me to never, ever mess with Escapists irl. Some people on this site have some dangerous shit within their reach. D:

OT: All I got is my mechanical pencil and a few pre-cal worksheets.
The bastard will get some papercuts, that's for sure.

 

[nuba km]

so assume someone with ill intentions regarding your health (someone who wanted to kill you) walked into the room right now! with no time to get up or otherwise change your position, you have to grab something with which to arm yourself! (assume he's unarmed, he just plans to strangle you)

i have a pair of scissors, a lamp

Spoiler: and one of these

only without the little round safety thing and only one, slightly balding, woodpecker

were did you get one of those.

I got a ruler with a crocodile on it that's in a n (the crocodile)shape so I can use the ruler as a knuckle duster.

 

[Xrysthos]

A geology hammer, a hunting knife, a bottle of cask strength Scotch and a Leatherman. And matches.