What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Enigmatic Master]

A cutlass

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

about 20 guns....i win.

Can I move to your place? I would feel safe then

OT: I have a knife, a fork and a baseball bat.
Oh and also a pistol. Don't ask where I got it.....

one of the many perks of being a hunter....you always have protection.

 

[cp.06]

My girlfriend. Be afraid

 

[Nikolaz72]

Ehm.. Painkillers? (Yea painkillers are dangerous. FEAR TEH OVERDOSE!) Now mix with some vodka from Grandfathers cabinet aaaand.

 

[interspark]

were did you get one of those.

no idea, save myself, i think it may well be one of the oldest things in my room

 

[pauloalbatross]

A bread knife and scissors are there, but even they fall far behind the true weapon in my vicinity - my copy of "Collins Advanced Science - Physics" - that badboy is near on 700 pages, and weighs several kilos - you could do someone some serious damage with that

 

[Kingshadow6]

The S&W Blued steel .357 Revolver I keep in my desk.

 

[ryanxm]

my little sisters plastic toy train not much for hitting but throwing at someones face? well i think it'll break your nose

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Either the exacto knife or the internet.
Depends on how manipulative or agile and quick you are.

 

[cocoadog]

A sword.

 

[Overlordjack]

a screwdriver and a glass cup

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

A laser pointer, or prehaps a combination of a zippo and deoderant.

 

[tavelkyosoba]

A hatchet. I just sharpened it and everything.

A pen knife, i use it to open those dame plastic cases they put things in

Kitchen shears are much safer.

 

[strongbow1075]

About eight assorted hunting and game processing knives and an FN P45 i keep in my desk drawer

 

[NorthernTrooper]

I came in here totally expecting a Halo: Reach thread. Oh well, I've got a katana nearby.

 

[Jfswift]

Hehe, i'm screwed. I have a container with gum in it, a pocket knife with no blade (uses razor inserts) and a small phillips screwdriver. I'd probably use the screwdriver.

 

[R4ptur3]

My staff i use for Martial arts. i think thats sufficient enough. Failing that i have a ladder haha.

 

[Captain Schpack]

The throwing knife in my hand. No lie.

 

[interspark]

wow, i must say im quite pleased with this thread, 700 posts in a little over 24 hours! (smug)

 

[Ciran]

Probably the can of compressed air and the pocket knife I left next to my computer...or I might just pick up my printer and throw it at them.