What's YOUR zombie escape plan?

[Mr.Banaynay]

I would grab my huge ass wooden sword(its pretty sturdy wood with enough force it could smash through a half inch of steel without as much as a scratch)put on some lightweight but warm cloths fight my way to my really close friends house(i like her she likes me but she got with a friend of mine before i could tell her i liked her)make sure she gets to safety no matter what happens to me if i survive get her and as many people as possible to the walmart if its not infested then build a refuge camp there and try to rebuild society from there.
P.S.i wont be very tired from lugging around that huge sword because im strong enough to wield it without much effort.

 

[Abedeus]

Barricade my house, destroy stairs and use the ladder to get around.

Because seriously, has anyone ever seen a movie where zombies use ladders?

Also, I would call Constantine.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Wait for the nuclear bombs to drop then get ressurected on a Cylon Base star

What? Didn't see that coming didja?

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Hawaii. A trip to Hawaii.
I'd suggest reading The Zombie Survival Guide, and World War Z in order to better understand the flaws(and there will be) in your plan. My pal, Brandon, thought that if he built a settlement in an open, visible, bright area that he could hold of the zombies. When we mentioned Raiders, he had to go back to the drawing board.

 

[hippo24]

Ask the zombies if I can be on their side...I think they would be happy to agree.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

What edwar carnby does in Alone in the dark....

I'd take a spray and a lighter, and that would be a flamethrower, i'd search for a katana, run over the zombies, and find survivors, and play "Who am I?" in the background.

Huh.

 

[mosinmatt]

Since I am probably the most heavily armed here, and the most prepared (not for zombies, but for natural disasters) I would chill in my third floor apartment until they rot away, or the military nukes the place

 

[mosinmatt]

I would grab my huge ass wooden sword(its pretty sturdy wood with enough force it could smash through a half inch of steel without as much as a scratch)put on some lightweight but warm cloths fight my way to my really close friends house(i like her she likes me but she got with a friend of mine before i could tell her i liked her)make sure she gets to safety no matter what happens to me if i survive get her and as many people as possible to the walmart if its not infested then build a refuge camp there and try to rebuild society from there.
P.S.i wont be very tired from lugging around that huge sword because im strong enough to wield it without much effort.

a stick, even hardwood WILL NOT cut through 1/2 inch steel. You fail.
Also, going to Walmart during ANY disaster, be it zombies, flood, riot, etc. Is the stupidest fucking thing you can do. The best thing to do is just sit tight in a defensive position.

I live in Chicago. There's enough guns here to kill China, we'll be fine.

Stop lieing. Obango and company BANNED guns there! There are not any there at all. That is why there are no murders or gangs there. Oh....wait....

I collect knives and swords, so fighting my way out wouldn't be to bad. get a group of people to follow me to the local city building then slaughter them one-by-one for zombie food. (you gotta get distance somehow) once inside the building begin giving orders about how to fortify the building. if anyone gives me any resistance...zombie food.

Cause stainless steel fantasy swords are SOOOOO scary, right? You must also know everything about proper construction, medical aid, and survival, right

 

[mosinmatt]

For my escape plan... barricade the door, grab the shotgun, point it in my mouth and squeeze the tigger. So I escape, to a better place.

But if you believe in an afterlife, you should know that suicide is pretty much a one way ticket to Burny-Death-Town.
If not, I'd rather stave off oblivion. Go to a Wal-Mart, fortify it...use the hunting rifles there. I wrote up a zombie guide, but I won't link it here, because I'm not that much of a whore.

Like i said. Walmart is the last place you go in any survival situation. If you do need to go there to gt supplies, you are an idiot. Be prepared before hand, not prepare during it.

 

[hippo24]

Well on a more serious note, i do have a plan.

I have a full body dog training/bite suite, so first action would be to put that on.
And while its not stylish, It most certainly will help me from getting infected.

Next I would have to find a weapon, and since the only weapon I have is a rather large machette, that is the only option.

Next I would use my new equipment, to fight my way to the local shed and collect several chemical sprayers. Using tape and heavy glue, I would mount them together on the lawn-care ATV-like vehicle that is kept there.

Next I would use the gas stored in the shed and maybe syphon some from other cars, then add soap to the mixture to make a very low grade napalm.

I would then gather all the non-perishables and hop on my ATV then head to the nearest military base (roughly 10-12 miles away)

If that failed, then i would stock up on more gas and head to the nearest port and sail to the nearest island. The island may not be safe from infection, but there will be less zombies there then when on the mainland.

 

[DolphinWacker64]

hickery smoked ham.

that's all you need...and maybe some guns.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Here at my new apartment? I've only got a baseball bat and a slingshot. If they started coming in through the main door, I would close my bedroom door, grab my shoes and slingshot and bat, break the window and run. swing at only the zombies that get too close, and use my slingshot to make noises to distract the zombie hordes.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I would hold up an offensive gesture and hit them with a chair. But if there was a big ass zombie coming I'll be more creative. Like put the chair on top of the big zombie and let him spin me around like a bucking bronco.

 

[mosinmatt]

My house has huge fucking windows. Wal-Marts are next to Home Depots down here, and they have building supplies. Steal a bus, fortify it in the auto centre, you could even build turrets out of bricks and such, if they carried them. Some fencing around the entire building, hook it up to some car batteries...I'm not good with my hands, but I know people who are good at building shit, so it might work. *Shrugs*

My plan was very workable. The skylights could even be used to escape to the roof if they breach the fortifications.

So...when a big zombie riot starts (that is how you should thin of this, as a dangerous riot) You are going to drive to Walmart. Find a bus. Then fortify it there? What makes you think they will even let you in? What makes you think it will be free of zombies? In fact, it will probably be mobbed not only by zombies, but by looters, and other degenerates.
If you want to fortify a bus. Do it BEFORE.
You should be able to get a "short bus" for cheap.

 

[the jellyman]

well, there's a shotgun in the cupboard, a big knife in the cellar and a lawnmower at home, and at school we hace an armoury for combined cadet force with a lot of bolt-action rifles (military cadet GP rifles and 22. target rifles. Then, I'd get to car, and barricade myself in somewhere to wait for rescue.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

1: grab the crowbar in my bed (yes I actually HAVE one there AND it's for situations like this... I know I'm weird)
2: clear my house if there is any assuming my family is already dead.
3: grab my mums car keys because I know where they are.
4: get into my mums car, make it to my TA (territorial army to those non brits is a 'part time' army)
5: Lock and load with barricades all around and wait for backup or do as I'm told... possibly being killed/devoured later in a search party for food in a supermarket.

 

[mosinmatt]

1: grab the crowbar in my bed (yes I actually HAVE one there AND it's for situations like this... I know I'm weird)
2: clear my house if there is any assuming my family is already dead.
3: grab my mums car keys because I know where they are.
4: get into my mums car, make it to my TA (territorial army to those non brits is a 'part time' army)
5: Lock and load with barricades all around and wait for backup or do as I'm told... possibly being killed/devoured later in a search party for food in a supermarket.

Why would your territorial Army let you do anything? You would probably be corralled into a barracks.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

1: grab the crowbar in my bed (yes I actually HAVE one there AND it's for situations like this... I know I'm weird)
2: clear my house if there is any assuming my family is already dead.
3: grab my mums car keys because I know where they are.
4: get into my mums car, make it to my TA (territorial army to those non brits is a 'part time' army)
5: Lock and load with barricades all around and wait for backup or do as I'm told... possibly being killed/devoured later in a search party for food in a supermarket.

Why would your territorial Army let you do anything? You would probably be corralled into a barracks.

Nah my unit is totally cool, we'd just get guns out and have a competition of who can get more kills in a minute, or who gets the most headshots... etc. We have PARAs nearby if we need cannonfodder, but they'd probably be able to take any zombies with their bare hands so I'd be totally safe.