What's YOUR zombie escape plan?

[ZombieFace]

I could tell you but it's a secret.


I would survive. Easily.


Iv been planning it for years.

 

[Losh Wi Thang]

I would immediately grab my portable rocket launcher, run outside and do a backflip then run back into my house so i can call the police.

And then call an airstrike.

 

[morrie man]

Zombies at the bottom of the ocean would be crushed into a ball the size of a fist.
Animals will never feed on zombies
Anyway, I would grab the best from my sword collection, all of the non-perishables in the kitchen, gather some choice friends and relatives, commandeer a nearby sporting events blimp and make my way to the kuril islands in north Japan. The deep sea trenches around it would stop any zombies, and the sea is plentiful with food.

Not a bad idea but would it not be theretical in thinking that if a zombie is to be submersed it would not die and take in water, it would be able to balance itself out with the amount of water on the outside, therefore in therea the zombie wouldnt sink it would float, therfore you doomed nomatter were you go. In therea....

 

[BrawlNeg]

What would I do if the undead came through my window?

Basically take this big combat knife from the side of my desk and really trash a few of them, before hitting the storm shutter on my window,that blocks the window obviously. Grab my combat webbing and assualt vest, pack a bergan full of nice warm clothes aswell as a butt load of water, Make sure to run downstairs and grab the axe in my middle room (fire axe... drunken night out so no idea why its there) put the combat knife back in its sheith and take to the streets and head to my friends whos got a nice shotgun or two in his dads shed, grab those and a fair bit of ammo, steal his dads Toyota Hilux and head for the nearest food place, steal as much tinned food as possible aswell as non-perishable foods. Head to the local DIY store and aquire various material to make small but powerful explosive charges aswell as wood/nails and a few razor saws blades and maybe paint.

Head to the local church, climb the main tower and blow the stairs away, enough food stored for a decent stand, no access for zombies, warm clothes for night watch, paint for S.O.S on the side of the tower and hold out, make sure the saw blades are placed next to you incase a zombie does get up somehow...

Hold out until relief arrives, if it gets to a point of low food, the hilux is downstairs with a full tank of gas (friends dad is pedantic) near enough, drive to the nearest supermarket again and aquire more scoff, climb back up... repeat

 

[00010101]

woah...hearing all of this makes me feel unprepared...weapons depot anyone?

 

[John Tacos]

Calm down, just screwing around. I know alot of that, but when I can get someone else to check out the game, then why not throw that in there. I'm not stupid, just an amateur salesman.

 

[peterwolfe]

Step 1: find and steal submarine.
Step 2: surface every year for supplies/seeing if the coast is clear.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

I have a long term plan to befriend some naive people, fatten them up and make sure they are around when the zombies attack. Then I won't have to run as fast.

 

[captain awesome 12]

I'd beat the crap out of them with my 360.

 

[thatstheguy]

Before I answer this, I'm going to have to know weather were talking about traditional slow-moving zombies, or 28 days later/left 4 dead snarling marathon runners.

If it's the slow moving kind, I'd make sure to have a wrist watch with me.

 

[jackknife402]

My house is one of those old 1910 houses, with everything freaking made of the hardest oak, and it's been well kept. First I would shut off the main entrance, which happens to be up a stoop with a narrow deck, so it'll take them some time to get up. I've always been somewhat of a hiking freak, and have a half-packed hiking bag, all I'd have to do is throw in a few odds and ends and toss in some food. There's a .38 hunting rifle and 12 semi-auto pump shotgun nearby, with a glass cabinet door so it'll be easy to smash open. I also received a fully functional Gurka kurkuri for xmas, so there's a good field knife, plus its little slit knives for other uses.

I live in a rural community and know the wooded area nearby pretty well from hunting, so I figure I can just jump out the back window, hike my way across a corn field and make my way into one of the abandoned barns/farm houses/silos that litter the area, stake out a claim of field for use and wait it out. Also there's a few stores that supply ammo.

 

[Leviathan5150]

I expect the half life fans to have purchased/looted all the crowbars by the time I get there.

Oh you better fucking believe it.
Plan would start by dispatching all the zombies in my downstairs, pushing my sofas against the glass door, and moving upstairs. (I live in a split level house)
From there i would barricade the door with dressers and the bed, start filling the bathtub, and move to my fathers office. He keeps a loaded .357 magnum in the same cabinet as his liquor, along with most of our ammunition. I would use the magnum to shoot the master lock off our gun case and tranfer my .270, a .45 pistol, a 12 gauge w/ small choke, a scoped .22 rifle, and Ham radio. I would use my fathers computer and phone, along w/ all of its contacts to direct as many people who can come to my 10 acre, fenced in lot (with its own water pump)and begin to clear my property,. When I accumulated a group of around 10, I would either move to my friends house (20 minute bike ride, his father was a combat engineer in 'nam, and know vets from then to through present, firefighters, and paramedics. From there i would probably move to the military armory in nearby Denton.

If that all goes SNAFU, my house has several attics, one unsturdy external door, plenty of building mats (my dad buys cut up telephone poles, those things NEVER rot, very sturdy) and I have easily over 500 rounds of ammunition for about 8 firearms, a crowbar, all the tools needed to mantain any large plot of property, including a tractor large enough to pick up a car.

But im not worried. I live in Texas. They wouldn't make 10 miles past the border

 

[Grimm91]

Run Like a mother FUCKER

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Basically, I think that's a fair "You are totally fucked" situation, so I would probably just go see if any other hot women celebrities want to repopulate the earth with me.

 

[peterwolfe]

I live in Chicago. There's enough guns here to kill China, we'll be fine.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

You know what? Screw it I'll join them. I can only hope I get a rare strain of the infection and be a boss fight.

 

[heffyhoof]

i got no plan whatsoever other then grabbing a long blunt object and a knife and hiding in my room. its pretty defensable cuz only one door and the window is 2 high up for the zombies. id try and hold out for the military. if they couldnt come then im screwed cuz my room is near the front door so i couldnt jump out the window. if i had enough time i would run out a side door and into the forest. just keep moving until i reach a secure location with guns. if they ever found me and i couldnt escape and was gonna die i would probably stab myself cuz thats better then getting eating alive.

 

[morrie man]

id try and hold out for the military.

You probably realise that, any militery command would probably as one of there options ( probably there best plan ) they would destroy the area or location or country by bombing it, completely inialating every possible surviving zombie and ramaining humans because to be honest they would not sacrifice lots of army men to get a couple of hundreds of civilians and letting them continue to manafest. So, ithink, that waiting for the militery is not a good idea. Either get out of the country or kill as many as you can before the army or zombies or a crazy man.