Zombies are cheaters. They'd so look at your rack.metagaia said:You think I'm revealing my plans!?
I know better than that, Fangface is clearly a death cultist wanting to porepare counter-stragegies for the coming apocalypse!
Well, one of my back-up plans is to challenge the zombies to a game of scrabble with my life on the line. They won't have the tiles to put down "Gragggghhlle!!!!!" so I think I'll comfortably win.
Anyways - half of you would die. Running outside with fragile items and no plan does not a solution make. A close friend of mine who lives a couple minutes drive away from me has a rifle. I'd grab my shovel (I have no swords, besides, you have to realize most are replicas and break easily; plus aluminum bats bend and wooden ones break), a whole lot of gatorade and powerbars (just to fuel me for the run there), siphon a couple gallons of gas from cars on my block and put it into a jerry can and run to him, and most importantly, grab Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide. My load should only be 45 pounds (including the jerry can), and I'm an expert hiker, so I'd make it there within a half an hour. Suck on that.