I don't even turn the lights on. I walk the 1.2 meters it takes for me to go from my bed to the bathroom, do the deed in the dark with my superb nightvision skillz, wash my hands with the faucet control preemptively positionned for optimal temperature, and I can walk back to bed.
I could even do it with my eyes closed, with audio feedback on my aiming, but honestly, that's just taking unnecessary risks for a meager pay-off.
I could even do it with my eyes closed, with audio feedback on my aiming, but honestly, that's just taking unnecessary risks for a meager pay-off.