When you see the mushroom cloud...

[KarumaK]

I'd turn to everyone around me and say, "I told you not to fuck with me."

Alternatively, I'd grab a surf/snowboard and jump off something high just as the shock wave hit so I could get some major air. I'd make sure to kill someone on landing.

 

[jboking]

I'd die the way I lived, like a nerd.
"WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"

 

[Zephirius]

Probably something along the lines of "Huh." You know, like "Huh, so this is how it ends."

 

[Xbowhyena]

Strip naked, what else?

 

[LilithLeVay]

Well, having been beamed up to my home planet just before the cloud, I would no doubt turn my head away in disgust. After all, you have all been warned more often than I've had hot breakfasts about the dangers of playing around with things you do not understand. Time to have a little lie down and rest, and then begin another participant-observational study on a planet with a nicer, less selfish species.

Lilith

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Aww Fuck. I wasted my Life.

 

[Robert632]

i'll be happy that there will be no more nucular explosion threads.

 

[Blanks]

I'd hit the quick save button and reload, maybe the world will glitch and the nuke never fell

 

[dubious_wolf]

I'd die the way I lived, like a nerd.
"WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"

Chuck Norris Duh.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Oh why, dear God did that boy eat so many beans?"

 

[quack35]

"Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk" and that's as far as I'll get before I'm incinerated.

This would be me as well.

 

[Meado]

If I don't just stare in blind terror, I'll be thinking "Sucks to be a Starcraft fan now, huh?".

 

[SebZero]

"What're you guys all looking at- MOTHER OF GOD!"

 

[muckinscavitch]

As George Carlin put it best, I would hope that the explosion travels around the earth in the other direction, so that I could watch the news coverage on CNN with Anderson Cooper.

 

[Master_Fubar23]

if i see the cloud ill be happy that didnt die in an instant... although ill probably regret it later when i have radiation poisoning :/

 

[Eisenfaust]

i like to think that i'd start screaming histericaly and punch people in the face... just because...

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

i'm going to my friend's house, his dad has guns...big guns

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Well, I'm fucked!