When you see the mushroom cloud...

[mettauer101]

Army regulation (This is no bull) lie on your weapon, face your helmet to the blast, and hold your breath. Sounds like fun. I wonder who comes up with these things?

 

[EgoDeusEst]

Knowing that my internet is utter shite, I'd take comfort in knowing that my lagging would save me.

Also, with my current graphics, the whole mushroom cloud-dealio wouldn't be much to look at.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

"...huh."

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh shi- I forgot to turn the gas off.

 

[Whispering Death]

I would scramble to find the nearest chest-high wall.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Time to hop into the fridge.

 

[Spitfire175]

I'll run to Vault no. 198. it's in my backyard.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Atleast I dont have to deal with all of YOU anymore.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Muh-muh-muh-MUSHROOOM CLOOOOUUUD!!

 

[vamp rocks]

well now.... that could ruin your whole week...

 

[The Austin]

DAMN IT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!

 

[Flux289]

I'd look straight at the mushroom cloud, get ready in position and use my KAME...HAME...HA!

It would be an awesome struggle between the blast of my kamehameha and that of the explosion that everyone could witness and praise me once i save all of them.

 

[Cairo]

"Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero. What a crazy fluke,we're going to get nuked on this jolly holiday!" Or possibly

1)Weird Al win.
2)To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "It's funny, cause if you see the meltdown warning, you're already dead!"

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Probably,

"OH MY GOD MY EYES!" (because of course a nuclear explosion would blind you.)

Then,

"Oh wait that was an explosion. I'm about to die. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

 

[Toty54]

"Fuck....."

 

[Drakmeire]

I realize there is no point in running because the cloud is most likely Chuck Norris losing his temper.

 

[bob-2000]

"I will not die without having sex again! Lady! Come here!" And ill get about an arms length away and then POOF vaporized

sounds like that scene from watchmen.


I'd probably start singing the fallout 3 theme song.

 

[orangebandguy]

"Bother!", my last thought ever.