When you see the mushroom cloud...

[ProfessorLayton]

I would be like "Oh shit" and run into my underground fallout shelter/gaming den. I'd live there for years assuming that the radiation doesn't seep through and destroy all my food and then I would emerge a new man. Then I would most likely say to myself "This apocalypse thing really isn't as cool as it sounded." and probably kill myself.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Start digging (entrance facing away from the blast, I read survival manuals for fun)
Get my military surplus NBC gear out of my closet. (Weapons included)
Wait in hole for first rain (helps clear the air of radiation)
Ware my yellow arm-band
Start militia (Government loyalist forces)
Hook up with Military forces
???
Prophet

i see what you did there

 

[tehbeard]

quotes to say.
1. "wow the graphics for duke nukem forever are pretty cool, well worth the wait."
2. *Austrian Accent* "GET TO DE CHOPPA!!"
3. "there goes the only truely civilised nation on earth (England)"
4. "oh god, 'nother idiot's tried the 360 towel trick"
5. "There goes my appetite"
OR

put on sunglasses,
look at the cloud,
pump shotgun.
reach down to iPod,
start 1812 overture.
Go mental.

 

[Davey Woo]

I'd hold something out in front of me to see if I could see it disintegrating before I died. (Very unlikely I know but you'd only get one chance)

 

[kiyeshi]

"oh, so thats what that button does. shit."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"wrong button"

 

[ljd184]

"Duck and cover!"

(cookies for getting the reference)

from the short duke and cover with the "fire is a danger"
my cooky

 

[Pendragon9]

Grab a jug of juice, take a swig, get on my knees, and think to myself.

"Well, time to see I was right about God."

Then I'd wait. Die or live, either way I'm getting an answer.

Either that, or shout "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED"

Or probably dress like a Ghost and say to everyone "You called down the thunder, now you get the whirlwind."

 

[johnboyx360]

I dont like mushrooms

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"You are a rapidly expanding field of exothermic particles within my immediate vicinity wherein I shall soon be inclined to perish..."

[/life]

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

I would ask for more fire resistance to my chest.

Also wish I saved up all my bottle caps.

 

[Baconator96]

it would probably go alot like this

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6RVFT4TNWE]

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

quotes to say.
1. "wow the graphics for duke nukem forever are pretty cool, well worth the wait."
2. *Austrian Accent* "GET TO DE CHOPPA!!"
3. "there goes the only truely civilised nation on earth (England)"
4. "oh god, 'nother idiot's tried the 360 towel trick"
5. "There goes my appetite"
OR

put on sunglasses,
look at the cloud,
pump shotgun.
reach down to iPod,
start 1812 overture.
Go mental.

Win.

#2 is a great start but #6 is the winner.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

ah shit, well thats gunna hurt in the mornin

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Something along the Lines of:

"I do Hope Satan Is Nice"

 

[ljd184]

I would be quoting:

Spoiler

Candace, it's Ralph. Tell dad there's no way in hell I'm spending nuclear Armageddon trapped with him in a fucking closet.
You can have my number. It's "5 billion gaziljon." Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mushroom cloud to walk into. Have a happy holocaust!

parts from fallout 3 one of the tapes to get the MIVE fatman

 

[thatotherguy2]

I would dress up like jesus and say. " you people screwed up so bad.........."

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Honestly?

.....O_O

But what would I like to say? Hmmm....

"Checkmate".

 

[A random person]

Duck... and cover >_>

This, or "well, we're boned." That one I said isn't all that funny in itself, but it would be pretty funny for Futurama fans.