Which archetype RPG class would you be in real life?

[Issurru]

So i'm gonna go all D&D in here and say Fighter, but my main choice of weapon would be a long/greatbow. I would have said Ranger since the typical Ranger is quick, agile and precise. But i'm not that big of a fan of dual wielding and would rather go sword and board. If I wanted to get really technical I would totally go for a Fighter/Wizard/Arcane Archer combo since that's always super badass

Also could easily be a rogue since I speak very well (I convinced my friend that he was cooking french toast wrong while I have no idea of how to make it), I'm nimble/agile, I have a quick-wit, can sneak around with ease and lots of other Rogue-like skills.

One more also, I do believe the monk to be a super badass which I would love to be

 

[Shinsei-J]

Traveling merchant rogue... YAY!!!
I'd take advantage of the travelers and take their gold for overly pricey potions, poisons and rare treasures, Never to be seen by the same adventurers again.

 

[DANEgerous]

Alchemist, i just want to mix potions and poisons all day long. I generally do not want to fight and the few people i want dead are likely the ones that can not be killed by a run an and chop them to bits technique but rather poisoning their food or down an invisibility potion and just stab them. It has the benefit of the rouge "the best reputation is no reputation" mindset and the sorcerer's "knowledge is power" mindset.

I also do not want to be famous, as a warrior or sourer one you get to a high level of power you tend to become to well know for my taste and have pathetic fanboys.

Me an by brother have acutely done this for my whole family. My dad is a fairly idiotic warrior and wanna be dumb paladin due to being rather dense and WAY to fucking conservative. My mom by mom is a priestess or more specifically a mystic theurge being highly religious and intellectual but far more kind than my father while still highly religious. and my brother is the well rounded monk.

We have done this for around 17 other people, if we wanted to we could make a rather epic tale.

 

[Fidelias]

Well, I'd probably be a Wizard.

Let's face it, I don't work out much (yeah, we'll go with that), and sprinting around carrying heavy armor and swords and stuff doesn't sound like my idea of fun. So not a Warrior.

I'm about as agile as a cat with one leg, and I'd probably cut my own stupid self if you gave me a knife. So not a Rogue or Thief.

I'm no good at tracking or hunting. Also I hate camping. So not a Ranger.

Give me my staff, my books, and my potions and I'm good to go. I mean, I suck at studying, but if you tell me I can learn how to cast fireballs and blow shit up, I'd lock myself in my room and read books until my brain explodes!

 

[Xannidel]

Totally would love to be a wizard/mage person because I love to be a caster in RPGs and love shooting magic and burning/freezing/frying my enemies up. I am 5'11 and like 103 pounds so being anything related to warrior/barbarian would be out of the question but I am agile (at least I think I am) so a rogue could be a possibility or possibly a mixture between a rogue like picking locks and whatnot and using spells to pew pew whatever gets in my lawful good way.

 

[Parshooter]

Theif or Druid

 

[Nyaoku]

Healer. The spells are easy to remember and people always seem to be needing one. Also, while a small dagger to the leg may not kill you, it would hurt like crazy unless you could magically fix it ... for a price.

 

[BlazeRaider]

-I am the Shopkeeper *sigh*-

It depends what shop you run. Don't be an armourer, or you'll be bankrupt from all the adventurers selling you shitty maces and shields and things. If you run whatever it is that sells potions though, you will be rolling in it without ever having to put your life in danger.

Well yes but inventory management isn't really exiting, or is it?

Please, its hard enough containing my erection without you bringing up the term "inventory management". I'd be a merchant all the way.

 

[Starik20X6]

Out of the big 3, definitely rogue/ranger. I'm not very physically imposing, but I'm agile and dextrous.

If I could be anything I'd go for the jack-of-all-trades 'Link' approach.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

A mage. Despite the raw intelligence I possess, I hate to study, so a more D&D style sorcerer would be apt. I may also be a chemist or alchemist or something, because I like making things out of other things. The thing is, there is no way that I could possibly be a warrior- or rogue-type class because of my lack of physical ability.

Actually, being a Red Mage-style hybrid class would be cool. Majoring in black magic with a lesser focus on white magic and swords would allow for tons of magical versatility, as well as the cool factor of a sword. Now, imagine that sword is a katana and I have two of them. And a cape. And two handguns. Also, a hat. My God, I think I just came up with the most badass class ever.

 

[F4LL3N]

Probably a healer. If you think about it, any class would be quite gruesome in real life (the killing part.) Maybe a water mage, or if we can do guns, some sort of gun mage. For some reason, killing things with guns doesn't sound as bad as chopping their heads off or burning them alive.

 

[MrLumber]

Honestly, I don't know. I prefer the direct approach to problems, but I'm not particularly bulky, which essentially screws the core trinity as it were. Probably some kind of magical knight who sneaks around, what can I say I don't have an easily definable persona or set of skills. If I got to choose, probably a warrior.

 

[ecoho]

warrior well because i have all the gear for it. now before anyone goes and says im a larper or what i have wont work in real combat, my items are family heirlooms from germany. they consist of 2 war axes,a sheild and some chain and jerkin, and yes i have worn all this..........dont judge me.

 

[Sablestick]

What I would want to be: Bard/diplomat/royal spy, I'd be going around collecting information for whoever the hell I serve, but would still be able to put up a decent fight

What I would really be: Dead

 

[Infernai]

Ranger most likely.
I know a little bit about basic tracking (Not perfect or a scout by any stretch..but i'm not hopeless) and i at-least know how to read a map.
I get along pretty decently with most animals.
I'm pretty quick although I'm not really all that strong physically.
I have very steady hands, and i have used a bow and thrown weapons before. Know a bit about basic sword fighting too.
I'm rather sneaky. Granted that's mostly a rogue skill, but for Rangers it helps.
I have a smart-ass and snarky personality: A given requirement for any ranger.

So yeah. Probably a ranger.

 

[Kermi]

I'm a big guy with the capacity for a lot of muscle if I actually worked out, so I'd be able to wear heavy armour and swing a sword - Probably your standard warrior class. I have brains but I don't see myself as a magic user, and certainly not a Paladin.

 

[Mylinkay Asdara]

I am, at heart, and always will be a White Mage... though I would love to be a Red Mage, because they get to do a bit of everything, I'm just not comfortable not being really good at at least one thing. Every party needs a cleric/healer/white mage and no one ever wants to be one. It's a thankless job, and the thanks you get are usually just flattery to get something more out of you - but someone's got to do it. That'd be me.

 

[splayfoot1]

I'm struggling to choose.

I'm definitely some form of tanky support class. paladin would be good, but I'm not nearly religious enough. I love the natural world, so druid would be great, but you don't see to many druids rocking plate mail and tower shields.

what sort of class uses heavy armour with a spear and shield, and has lots of helpful support magic?

however, if I was in a bad mood when the giant class select screen appeared before me, I'd be a warlock/necromancer in a heartbeat.

 

[Black Reaper]

What i would be
Necromancer,i am kind of intelligent but i hate studying,i wouldn't describe myself as evil but i would love a zombie army.
What i would want to be
Magic knight,going around poking things with a sword and the occasional spell is fun,i usually cant tolerate purist classes,or classes which cant easily heal,that or a Emiya Shirou/Emiya Kiritsugu style mage,summoning swords out of thin air that can be personally used or automatically thrown is just awesome,and in Kiritsugu's case,guns that can (permanently)disable mages if they are using their power,and time altering magic would be just as awesome.

 

[theevilgenius60]

I'd be some sort of rogue. I'm good with a short blade and a hell of a shot. I'm very good with animals, I'm good at singing(specifically at making up songs as I go), and I'm always thinking ahead. Also I have a very quiet(sometimes even silent) tread from the hunting I did while I was growing up. Put together I'd be some kind of bard or ranger, maybe a mix of both. Of course, having said that, I LOOK like a barbarian. I'm very big, muscular but not much fat on me anymore.