Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Wicky_42]

What makes it easier is the toilet seat is one of those U shaped deals, instead of the full ring.

You see those hinges at the back of the seat? You know the ones? That's not just so your mum/cleaner can get to the bowl, it also allows blokes to lift it out of the way, thus neatly removing half of the issues inherent in bad aim! It's nice to drop it back down again if there's a lady in the house (though tbh she should notice if the damn seat's up), but it's a lot less of a deal than leaving drips all over the seat.

Just thought I'd point it out

 

[Xyphon]

Edit: Yay for my browser fucking up.

 

[Nieroshai]

Alright, you show me your aim standing up. The stand-up-peeing method was meant to pee ON things, not IN them, and works just fine for hitting trees and urinals. It is not designed to hit a small target. This is why when there is a bowl I sit to pee.

 

[crudus]

... You can't be serious. THE WALL of all places!? Why not aim in the general vicinity of the drain? Hell, the FLOOR is better than the walls because it's constantly in touch with water!

You clearly are not thinking of the same wall I am. The one I am thinking of is made of porcelain and is commonly found in public restrooms.

 

[Xyphon]

... You can't be serious. THE WALL of all places!? Why not aim in the general vicinity of the drain? Hell, the FLOOR is better than the walls because it's constantly in touch with water!

You clearly are not thinking of the same wall I am. The one I am thinking of is made of porcelain and is commonly found in public restrooms.

Don't think I've ever been in a public restroom that had a shower in it.

 

[crudus]

Don't think I've ever been in a public restroom that had a shower in it.

You know I meant a urinal while I have seen a public restroom with a shower in it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

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Thats for girly men, I may as well just sit on the seat (and as I pointed out, I dont sit on the toilet to pee). Besides, I only life the seat if they're a girl in the house/area that I know will be using the toilet soon. Otherwise, my room mate and jut let her rip. Actually, we've decreased the area of the hole, making it small, and made a game out of it (among other things). we'll call each other in to watch and pee in a hole the size of a nickel just to show we can and for braggin rights.

... Dont read too much into that.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Recoil man.

Trying to control it at full auto is nearly impossible.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

When drunk I always apply the rule of 'better a sitting piss than a standing poop' so as to avoid drink-fueled aiming problems.

Or potentially even nastier problems that might occur should you chose to stay standing up when you really, REALLY shouldnt have.

That is one thing that has happened to me; women missing the toilet with their poo, how do they do it?

 

[Xyphon]

Don't think I've ever been in a public restroom that had a shower in it.

You know I meant a urinal while I have seen a public restroom with a shower in it.

..... Jesus H. Christ on ice skates am I slow today! The hamster in my head must have taken the day off. ;-;

 

[Wicky_42]

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Thats for girly men, I may as well just sit on the seat (and as I pointed out, I dont sit on the toilet to pee). Besides, I only life the seat if they're a girl in the house/area that I know will be using the toilet soon. Otherwise, my room mate and jut let her rip. Actually, we've decreased the area of the hole, making it small, and made a game out of it (among other things). we'll call each other in to watch and pee in a hole the size of a nickel just to show we can and for braggin rights.

... Dont read too much into that.

Lol. Try doing that whilst standing on a chair! Bonus points if you can hit the target from outside the bathroom! Oh, the potential there for a spectator sport; you should definitely give it a go - invite all your friends on facebook and see how many think it's a frape...

 

[emeraldrafael]

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On dont worry. we do. I've peed from outside the bathroom (though to be fair the toilet was abnormally close to the door. and we've had parties where doing just that is the entertainment for the night. THough we dont pee off chairs. thats just dangerous. We pee on stilts though. At least, we did once.

 

[black_omega2]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

Like stated before, it's not exactly a matter of aim, but it's the splashing that's the problem. More distance falling = bigger splashing

 

[Raykuza]

Women don't always have perfect aim. I've heard stories...

 

[jboking]

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

LOL!
I refuse to accept this for the drunk answer. Even when I'm in a complete state, as a Woman, I don't just slid off the toilet and piss all over me/the seat/floor.

Congrats. You can sit while drunk. I can do that too! In fact, just about everyone can! So long as you can tell where the toilet is (I've had a girl pee sitting down on her sitting stool before) you're golden. I now want you to take a squirt gun and, while drunk, aim it directly at a target and not miss one bit. Also, this squirt gun must be held at your crotch. I've done this experiment with the women in our building and they no longer ***** about drunken guys missing the bowl.

I, however, have developed a better way to pee when drunk. You see, outside our building there's this ficus...

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

Like stated before, it's not exactly a matter of aim, but it's the splashing that's the problem. More distance falling = bigger splashing

Aha, but that's when you go for the inside bowl...

 

[Wicky_42]

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On dont worry. we do. I've peed from outside the bathroom (though to be fair the toilet was abnormally close to the door. and we've had parties where doing just that is the entertainment for the night. THough we dont pee off chairs. thats just dangerous. We pee on stilts though. At least, we did once.

Wait - a chair is too dangerous, but stilts was worth a go?! You sir are mad. In an awesome way. Have fun with that!

(Hey, if you've tried stilts, what about a unicycle? That could only end hilariously...)

 

[Haydyn]

Many reasons. Piss splatters out of the bowl. It doesn't shoot out like a drinking fountain. When you are done it doesn't just get cut off, its point of impact gets closer to the source. When you start urinating you have no idea where it's going to land, so you have to try to aim in a general area inside the toilet. Urinating out of erections is a challenge because the toilet is not located on the ceiling.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Oh sure it may be bad when a man's been to the loo... but I've seen women piss on toilet (figuratively speaking). That takes some doing. That and the occasional shits on the seat in public toilets. Nasty-ass hoverers.

 

[dslatch]

very simple answer if there is no liquor involved we just want to see how well we can aim because it looks pretty sweet to piss into a toilet/urinal/shower/sink from clear across the wash room