Why Can?t Men Aim?
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I just sit down and avoid all that crap. As it were.
But in defense of men who stand, it's not like our urethras are have been rifled like the barrel of a gun.
But in defense of men who stand, it's not like our urethras are have been rifled like the barrel of a gun.
When drunk I always apply the rule of 'better a sitting piss than a standing poop' so as to avoid drink-fueled aiming problems.
Or potentially even nastier problems that might occur should you chose to stay standing up when you really, REALLY shouldnt have.
Or potentially even nastier problems that might occur should you chose to stay standing up when you really, REALLY shouldnt have.
Based on personal observation: When the man's member is aroused (or in a transitional stage) it screws up the...focus(?) of the urethrae, causing a stream of piss to break off into two or more streams (personally, I've never had more than a triple-stream. Unsure how that happened)
Trying to pee with a boner is always a challenge but when you have to go you have to go. Also, it doesn't always split the stream if your man is partially erect so you never really know how it's going to go until you begin to go.
Personally, I sit down 80% of the time. Mostly out of laziness but partly because I love reading in the throne room. It eliminates the mess too. If I am standing, and if I do get some on the rim I will do a wipe. If I get any on the floor...well, it's normally in that crawl-space between the tub and toilet so...ostrich syndrome there.
Trying to pee with a boner is always a challenge but when you have to go you have to go. Also, it doesn't always split the stream if your man is partially erect so you never really know how it's going to go until you begin to go.
Personally, I sit down 80% of the time. Mostly out of laziness but partly because I love reading in the throne room. It eliminates the mess too. If I am standing, and if I do get some on the rim I will do a wipe. If I get any on the floor...well, it's normally in that crawl-space between the tub and toilet so...ostrich syndrome there.
huzah! finally i have found a brother in my plight. none respect the little things that come from mild OCD, all i get is recommendations for medication to make it dissapear. We must find others like us and unite, THEN CONQUER THE WORLD IN THE NAME OF OCDOtherSideofSky said:
In my experience, in the morning a man's aim is sometimes hindered by morning wood.
And as for me, unless I'm in a serious hurry I do sit to avoid the whole aiming problem. Am I supposed to be worried that it'll wander off if I don't keep it in sight at all times?
aside: my 144th post, an even gross, and it's about spilling urine - surprisingly appropriate.
And as for me, unless I'm in a serious hurry I do sit to avoid the whole aiming problem. Am I supposed to be worried that it'll wander off if I don't keep it in sight at all times?
aside: my 144th post, an even gross, and it's about spilling urine - surprisingly appropriate.
... You can't be serious. THE WALL of all places!? Why not aim in the general vicinity of the drain? Hell, the FLOOR is better than the walls because it's constantly in touch with water!crudus said:
OT: The stream can be EXTREMELY unpredictable, especially with an erection. One time I SOMEHOW managed to let loose a stream that went UPWARDS instead of the direction I was pointing. That was an embarrasing day.
Missing is fine, but not cleaning up the mess is just lazy and nasty. Used to have a roommate who apparently went out of his way to piss all over the toilet and floor. He didn't last very long in my room.
You see those hinges at the back of the seat? You know the ones? That's not just so your mum/cleaner can get to the bowl, it also allows blokes to lift it out of the way, thus neatly removing half of the issues inherent in bad aim! It's nice to drop it back down again if there's a lady in the house (though tbh she should notice if the damn seat's up), but it's a lot less of a deal than leaving drips all over the seat.emeraldrafael said:
Just thought I'd point it out
Thats for girly men, I may as well just sit on the seat (and as I pointed out, I dont sit on the toilet to pee). Besides, I only life the seat if they're a girl in the house/area that I know will be using the toilet soon. Otherwise, my room mate and jut let her rip. Actually, we've decreased the area of the hole, making it small, and made a game out of it (among other things). we'll call each other in to watch and pee in a hole the size of a nickel just to show we can and for braggin rights.Wicky_42 said:
... Dont read too much into that.
That is one thing that has happened to me; women missing the toilet with their poo, how do they do it?garbutt said:
..... Jesus H. Christ on ice skates am I slow today! The hamster in my head must have taken the day off. ;-;crudus said:You know I meant a urinal while I have seen a public restroom with a shower in it.Xyphon said:Don't think I've ever been in a public restroom that had a shower in it.