Why doesn't it exist yet?

Steven True

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Non-stick cookware that has two qualities:

1) The coating doesn't slowly get scraped off and enter my bloodstream via my food giving me cancer.

2) Shit actually does NOT stick to it. No more thinking about whether or not I have to use a scouring pad to take that little burnt bit (and the teflon) off.
 

LadyRhian

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Ice Car said:
Something that converts something from virtual reality into something real. I WANT A CHOCOBO DAMMIT.
And if it could taste like chicken, you could raise an army of them and end world hunger for good. Oh yeah, and bring back the Afro for Frocabos.

I know of one very good reason why we shouldn't make the holodeck, because you know it would turn into a 24/7 wankfest for anyone inside. Come on, the internet is already for Porn, how long would it take for someone to turn that to porn? The human race would die out, because nobody would come out to do anything else. Not eat, not drink, not procreate (why settle for a normal person if you could have anything and anyone your soul/heart/mind desired?) and not take care of a kid.

What do I want? Negative calorie food that could taste like anything you wanted. Obesity is rampant in this country. Imagine there was a food that burned calories for you without exercising and would taste like anything you wanted it to taste- Apple pie with ice cream, barbecued ribs slathered in barbecue sauce, Death by Chocolate Cake... whatever you were craving at the moment, I'd like for that to exist.
 

GameMaNiAC

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I want gloves as a controller, so you can grab physics stuff in games and throw them around for lulz.
 

Drof

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The Supernatural.

I don't believe in Ghosts,Vampires,Zombies,Curses,Werewolves,El Chupacabra etc. etc.
But I Sure as Shit Want To.
It'd be Pretty damn amazing to walk out of your' house and find a Minotaur on your' doorstep, I mean you'd die, But it'd be Awesome.

Also Riding Gryphon's to work!
How about less "Australia Has Been Flooded, this is very sad" [Which it is... Was?] and more "Australia has been attacked by a Huge Ass Dragon, This is very sad, and incredible"

So The World Becomes More Dangerous, I can Live with that if i get to see a unicorn ^.^
 

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e2density said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
Zombies
Why they should exist-Because who can say no to a zombie apocalypse?
Sane people have no need to take the perfectly fine lifestyle they live in and destroy it...but I would love to see all the "omg zombie apocalypse is awzum" people get eaten by zombies as I laugh my ass off noticing that they couldn't survive a minute in a zombie apocalypse :DD
Who said anything about surviving? I wanna be a zombeh!
 

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Canid117 said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
Furries
Why they should exist-Because they are awesome
Why they don't exist-Because secret, global, genetic modification is apparently frowned upon in most countries...
Simply put "because we wanna fuck em" is not sufficient reason to make cat people using tax dollars. If you can self fund the project go nuts.
Meh, works for me!

...can I self fund it with stolen tax dollars?
 

monkey_man

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Teleportation systems.
Other planets with human bases on them.
Education chips in the brain, so noone has to study. they learn and mentally write out their subjjects in school. (test are fine, you need to know what has been stuffed into your brain.)
 

laol1999

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A Chuck Norris joke app on the App Store.

It's weird, I know there are several for the Android store, but that's something I thought app developers would jump at.

...Don't judge me.
I had a chuck norris joke app when my ipod was jailbroken but i could never find one on the app store
im sure(and hoping) it will happen one day though
 

k-ossuburb

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GameMaNiAC said:
I want gloves as a controller, so you can grab physics stuff in games and throw them around for lulz.
Why would you need gloves when we've got the Kinect? With time you will eventually be able to do all kinds of amazing things with it.

OT: Personally speaking, I'd like to see some biotech. We've got the main ideas behind genetic engineering and scientists have successfully created life in the laboratory, how come we don't have organic technology. We could create living power cells based off of electric eels or even go as far as creating augmented cyborg implants that enhance our bodies by allowing us to hear music and phone calls directly inside our heads (it'll be as close as anything to communicating telepathically), eyes that have HUDs that can connect to GPS systems and display the map over what we see so we never need to ask for directions.

Actually, for the eye thing, I wonder if someone is already working on some kind of system like that, except involving some techy glasses instead.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Fury Is Me. said:
Why does someone not find some way to create Hakurei Reimu and make her a real person? Or Yakumo Yukari... I WILL FUND THIS. WIF ALL MY MONIEZ. REIMU OR YUKARI WILL EXIST, GODDAMNIT.
Ironically I was going to say something to calm the nerves of every rabid Japanophile in the free world.

In all seriousness there needs to be some kind of alternative to braces, I've had what can best be described as metal studs and chicken wire hot-glued to my teeth for the past year or so (it was only the other week that a single rubber band was removed from that equation) and it just seems like such an archaeic orthodontic implement (new tongue-twister!) for the futuristic space-age of the 21st century. I pass a dental office on the bus each morning which boasts some miracle fixture dubbed invisalign, if that works as well as braces then let's start using it.
Heheheh. What can I say? I want the world to have at least... 110 flying laser lolis XD

OT: Well... It's not much... But why doesn't Super advanced genetic sciences exist?! WHY ARE WE NOT FINDING WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO REGROW ARMS OR HARDEN THEIR BODIES THROUGH GENETICS?!
 

GameMaNiAC

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k-ossuburb said:
Why would you need gloves when we've got the Kinect? With time you will eventually be able to do all kinds of amazing things with it.
Well, I suppose you're right. I've always thought Kinect isn't so precise to track your finger movements, just your body in general.
 

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GameMaNiAC said:
k-ossuburb said:
Why would you need gloves when we've got the Kinect? With time you will eventually be able to do all kinds of amazing things with it.
Well, I suppose you're right. I've always thought Kinect isn't so precise to track your finger movements, just your body in general.
Well, it can't track fingers but it can track movement and shapes pretty well, if it knows where your arms are then it should know where your hands are, too, but yeah, I don't know if it can tell the difference between an open hand and a closed one. Maybe there'll be some kind of update to the software in the future where it can? I dunno, I'm just being a supreme optimist, I honestly see a bright future for this kind of technology and I'm trying to will it to be the best it can be (and yet, I don't own one, which is weird of me, I suppose).

I mean stuff like this[/I] shows some pretty amazing potential, along with the hack videos I've seen.
 

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Nouw said:
Leemaster777 said:
Singularly Datarific said:
I want my holograms, dammit!
SHAZAM!

It's really more of a glass projection >.>

From the EyeToy to Kinect a good comaparison is the Gorillaz Clint Eastwood Brit Pop Awards performance. Not too sure on how it works but I'm sure that's accurate. Don't get me wrong, I love Vocaloid and especially Hatsune Miku.

Ben Agar said:
Composer said:
The necronomicon
an actual one
Wasn't sure what to say when reading through this thread but you just gave me mine
Choosing the right one would be an ass! I guess you should just hire Bruce Campbell...

Leemaster777 said:
Not into the Japanese scene? How about something alittle more... british?

Holograms in this thread has now come full circle. Good to see someone else knows about it >.>

I demand Alien Contact! Arthur C. Clarke is disappoint...

Here you go a 3d hologram of elvis singing at american idol.
 

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ThatLankyBastard said:
Canid117 said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
Furries
Why they should exist-Because they are awesome
Why they don't exist-Because secret, global, genetic modification is apparently frowned upon in most countries...
Simply put "because we wanna fuck em" is not sufficient reason to make cat people using tax dollars. If you can self fund the project go nuts.
Meh, works for me!

...can I self fund it with stolen tax dollars?
Just don't let the IRS find you.