Wierdest thing you've ever said out of rage to a game.
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I'd managed to get too immersed in FFXII (I don't usually play jrpgs i swear!) got 6-7 hours in without saving and had to restart to whole game, and i believe my reaction was...
'no no no nonononononononononononononono... You slimy otter fondling son of a shit biscuit! ...Motherfucking owl raping design by committee bullfuckery!! WHERE THE FUCK IS AUTOSAVE YOU BASTARDS!?!'
Then I blacked out...
'no no no nonononononononononononononono... You slimy otter fondling son of a shit biscuit! ...Motherfucking owl raping design by committee bullfuckery!! WHERE THE FUCK IS AUTOSAVE YOU BASTARDS!?!'
Then I blacked out...
Weirdest rage thing I've done (more out of frustration) was on my 9th attempt at that big ass plant boss in Chaos Legion, I was one hit away from killing it and I died...Something in my head snapped and I literally started doing Light Yagami's (English) laugh from Death Note at the end of the series. In the middle of Multimedia. Surrounded by people.
HOW THE F**K CAN YOU USE EARTHQUAKE WHILE SURFING! NO! DON'T USE DIG! THAT MAKES NO SENSE! STOP! STOOOOOOPPPP!
Pokemon is a weird game, come to think of it.
Pokemon is a weird game, come to think of it.
I believe that I told a boss I was having trouble with that I would "bugger him with a rusty spoon."
...Er, yeah.
...Er, yeah.
...That is awesome.JemothSkarii said:
Yeah that tends to be a good one for me.RedEyesBlackGamer said:
OT: I once yelled this is fucking ****** bullshit i followed it up with I'm sorry that was racist and unnecessary, I was in a party with friends. It was great just because of my total mood swing.
Well my most recent rage was when I was playing the new mortal kombat...
(WARNING LOTS OF ANGER AND KURSING.)
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU SHAO KHAN YOU HACKING MOTHER FUCKER! I WILL REPORT YOUR ASS TO XBOX LIVE YOU HAMMER TUBING WHORE! TELL YOURSELF AND YOUR HOOKER WIFE TO GET OUT OF THIS GAME! STOP FUCKING MODDING THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
I still have horrors of how many fights it took me to beat him as Raiden.
(WARNING LOTS OF ANGER AND KURSING.)
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU SHAO KHAN YOU HACKING MOTHER FUCKER! I WILL REPORT YOUR ASS TO XBOX LIVE YOU HAMMER TUBING WHORE! TELL YOURSELF AND YOUR HOOKER WIFE TO GET OUT OF THIS GAME! STOP FUCKING MODDING THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
I still have horrors of how many fights it took me to beat him as Raiden.
I normally don't get mad at games outside of multiplayer, but the cover controls in Red Dead Redemption have made me rage on occasions. I'll hit the aim button to pop out of cover, take a few shots, and let go of the button to return to cover. Thing is, it often takes an extra second to duck back into cover. I'm usually full of holes by the end of that second.
When my girlfriend couldn't catch a Moltres on heart gold she said two things that really made me laugh "fuck you you fucking bird with your fucking fire and your fucking neck" and "why don't you stay in this mountain and bum red if you fucking love it so much". In her defence she was there for about a hour constantly spamming ultra balls that didn't even rock even though it was on basically no health.
Trauma Center: Under the Knife
After several failed attempts at extracting Paraskevi, I was finally successful. I had sewn up the patient, applied the antibiotic gel, stitched her up, and was about to apply the bandage when... I ran out of time!
"YOU KNOW, THE PATIENT ISN'T GOING TO DIE JUST BECAUSE I TAKE AN EXTRA LIKE 2 SECONDS TO APPLY A BANDAGE!!"
After several failed attempts at extracting Paraskevi, I was finally successful. I had sewn up the patient, applied the antibiotic gel, stitched her up, and was about to apply the bandage when... I ran out of time!
"YOU KNOW, THE PATIENT ISN'T GOING TO DIE JUST BECAUSE I TAKE AN EXTRA LIKE 2 SECONDS TO APPLY A BANDAGE!!"
