Among them i've said, crapspackle, that i would kill the game and its entire family, that i would throw the game out the window and start laughing maniacally when it hit the concrete, that i would literally dress it up like a piece of wood take it out to the nearest forest and give to beavers to chew on and later build a dam out of, that i would feed it to my dog, that i would stab so many people out of rage, that i would drive out to the desert and leave the game there, that i would cause it immense pain if it didn't comply to my demands.
I noticed that i have rage issues after awhile, but it's still fun to pretend the game is a person and threaten it.