Wise Counsel

[antipunt]

Haha; one of the best one's I've seen yet.

Poor Shepherd though

 

[BX3]

Larry's panel was perfectly timed. I laughed so damn hard.


My captcha: "Crime of Passion"
I laughed so damn harder.

 

[RyuujinZERO]

Tut tut - according to the official spoiler rules ME3 is still under the safe period as a series finale

Didn't you guys know?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6739482/official-spoiler-rules

 

[Infernai]

Oh Shepard, i guess it's only natural that the one worst effected by the outcome of that ending was you. After all, you had to see it all unfold and all.

I'm going to have to ask a question about something semi-related though: Where is Dante going to factor into this? I'm only asking about that because i saw him on the cover for the chapter arguing with Kratos and he has yet to show up. So naturally I am one curious cat where one of my favorite characters appearing is concerned.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Larry, usually you and me are sympatico, but really... that's one cavern that's far too frigid for oral spelunking.

 

[Roboto]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

It was 30$ on amazon.com, boxed. It will not be cheaper than that until at least 3 years later, so we've climaxed.

 

[Eric the Orange]

Larry's panel was perfectly timed. I laughed so damn hard.


My captcha: "Crime of Passion"
I laughed so damn harder.

I also like the fact that he was apparently hiding under her chair.

 

[AbstractStream]

Depressed Commander Shepard, I haven't laughed that hard in a while XD

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Can someone explain to me the Sheperd part of the joke? I understand every other character but I never played ME 3, what does he mean by "color of explosion"?

Spoiler: Semi-detailed explanation to the end of Mass Effect 3

The end of the game, no matter what you done in any of the games (with the exception of anyone that left Shepard dead, such as killing every single squadmate in ME2s ending) the game takes you to a part of the citidal at the end, and it comes down to three choices. You can either go to the right into a red colored power cell that destroys the reapers (and is the EVILLLLLL CHOICE! D:<), go left and use a blue control panel that controls the reapers and kills you (which is the "neutral" choice) or finally run forward into a green beam that makes all organic life part machine (which is the "good" choice). The only difference to the ending cutscene is that joker runs the Normandy from a different colored explosion in each ending, crashes onto a planet, and looks up to the sky.

The only other choices that alter this scene at all is if you convinced Joker and EDI to have a relationship (don't worry, she has a robot body so it is less creepy) he will be holding her in either of the choices besides destroy (since she was killed along with the reapers by the technology killing space magic) and the body of Shepard is seen taking a breath if you take the destroy option.

Oh, I forgot to mention that this seen has also so many plot holes and also has a ghost version of the child Shepard saw killed at the beginning of the game. It is so bad many plot holes, many players have come to the completely logical conclusion that Shepard was indoctornated by the Reapers and none of that was real.

 

[boag]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

 

[Easton Dark]

Larry, you always have the best plans.

 

[Nouw]

Absolutely loved this one, hilarious.

 

[LazyAza]

God Kratos' frame is the best thing ever.

 

[Grape_Nuts]

People were surprised by ME3's ending. If they had played DA2 they'd have gotten a sneak peak of the whole "it doesn't matter what choices you make" style. I believe it's called streamlining.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

It starts up pretty high with "Kill her" and some how still manages to get progressively funny.

 

[Khravv]

I like the idea of her imagination's projection of Shepherd being all depressed and questioning the meaning of everything.
Ah, who am I kidding, I love the projections of just about any character. Its why I like this comic.

 

[Farther than stars]

Was that Kirby? 0.0 Awesome... Also, with regards to the penultimate panel: Lalalalalalala! Can't hear you! Lalalalalalalala! (Haven't played Mass Effect 3 yet.)

 

[mysecondlife]

Kratos ...smiling??!

What else haven't I seen?

Also.. haven't played Mass Effect 3, so that last panel went over my head.

 

[David Bjur]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

So by your logic just one ending spoiled equals no spoilers?

 

[boag]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

So by your logic just one ending spoiled equals no spoilers?

I guess the joke went over your head, youll find out eventually.