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[David Bjur]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

So by your logic just one ending spoiled equals no spoilers?

I guess the joke went over your head, youll find out eventually.

Wait, it has something to do with the devs saying stuff about the ending, isn't it?

 

[DTWolfwood]

wondrous zinger! XD

 

[Emiscary]

Ahhh just hit her or something. It don't matter... none of this matters...

 

[Nikolaz72]

At least unlike Shepard, what Larry was recommending is the only suggestion that would lead to... A happy ending.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Hahaha, that leisure suit larry one made me lol

 

[eightbitsprite]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

Except he said something about how all life choices eventually boil down to picking the color of the explosion, so I'd assume those are the other endings. So you know, you might want to read the comic a little more carefully next time. (I got spoiled too.)

 

[Yeager942]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

Not really. It's just speculation.

 

[RaNDM G]

I feel so sorry for Shepard. His life is without meaning now that he blew up the galaxy.

 

[renegade7]

LOL at the 2nd panel and Leisure Suit Larry's advice XD

 

[Biodeamon]

Should've included the medic in this

"Kill her."
"later..."

 

[boag]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

Except he said something about how all life choices eventually boil down to picking the color of the explosion, so I'd assume those are the other endings. So you know, you might want to read the comic a little more carefully next time. (I got spoiled too.)

you missed the joke too.

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

you only had one of the endings spoiled, you can still go and play another one of the Different endings, and there is also DLC coming that will EXPAND on those endings, so really you didnt get spoiled at all.

So by your logic just one ending spoiled equals no spoilers?

I guess the joke went over your head, youll find out eventually.

Wait, it has something to do with the devs saying stuff about the ending, isn't it?

yes, If this strip stopped you from buying the game, then you should be thanking the writer.

 

[Korten12]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

So, what's it like living under a rock?

I haven't played it either, and I've still picked up that much from what people around me say.

I find your response offensive, and the reason I haven't heard of it is because I have avoided Mass Effect threads and threads that has high spoiler-value.

You managed to go this long without having the ending to ME3 spoiled for you?

Where was your internet connection these last 2 months?

As I said to the other guy, I avoided threads that could potentially spoil the ending to me.

Sigh, me too, although I had most of it put together anyway, so this just confirms it. I JUST started the game too.

Yeah, me too, one of my friends spoiled that explosions had something to do with the ending and with all the "MASS EFFECT 3'S ENDING SUCKS" threads I was sort of guessing that you would blow up something that you treasured. Luckily we have Critical Miss to help us figuring out the ending.
And I haven't even gotten to insert the disc into my Xbox....

Considering the fact that they're coming out with the extended cut DLC, knowing what the current ending is voided sort of.

 

[McMullen]

I find your response offensive

Says the guy who responds to You Should Know This Already spoilers with an f*** you.

Being an easily offended offensive person isn't exactly an approach that'll endear you to many people.

 

[Estelindis]

So true; absolutely on the money. Poor Shepard! I know how he feels myself; can't even be vaguely interested in anything related to Mass Effect anymore (though not quite how he feels, it's not like that ending affected my whole life!).

 

[Char-Nobyl]

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Oh. So you're displeased with the ending of Mass Effect 3?

Funny. I seem to remember a comic dedicated to informing us how we're crybaby pussies if we didn't like the ME3 ending [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9541-Mass-Effect-3-Retake-This].

So do we have your official permission to be upset by the ending now?

 

[NardBasket]

Wow, Shepherd's summary of the ending is painfully true. It really sucks feeling like 90+ hours across three games boiled down to a crap ending. Like leaving a Thanksgiving feast starving