Woman Claims to Own the Sun

beniki

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Great, now I'm comitting petty theft of sunlight every day. Thanks... you just up the global level of sin across the entire world for shiggles.
 

Danpascooch

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This is HILARIOUS, I with I had done it. Simply for the novelty of having a legal document saying I own the sun.
 

emeraldrafael

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mattttherman3 said:
emeraldrafael said:
mattttherman3 said:
No one owns the sun...
Wrong,

He does: http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-02e.html
Well, no, your wrong. Because there's no possible way that "ownership" can be enforced. What can this lawyer possibly do with that ownership? Nothing for several hundred years.
*facepalm* Thats basically what they guy in the article said. Thanks for reading it (Sarcasm). Obviously no one can own the sun, thats what the laywer is saying, to do anything to bring legal action against him or he to take it against someone would require courts to acknowledge he owns the sun, which they wouldnt.

Besides, at least if you could, this guy was smart about it. He put himself as limited liability, so he can pretty much take no blame for any damage the sun does.
 

Vie

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Any chance she can improve the standard of journalism in it?

Oh, Sol not the god awful news paper.
 

ntw3001

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So she's now responsible for the object which is exposing billions of unconsenting people to the threat of skin cancer? Not in my backyard! I vote for lawsuits until she moves her stuff!
 

mew4ever23

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*begins waiting for her claim to be declared invalid*

She better not start trying to put a tax on sunlight...

Seriously though, no one owns the sun, and I will not pay a dime for sunlight.

ntw3001 said:
So she's now responsible for the object which is exposing billions of unconsenting people to the threat of skin cancer? Not in my backyard! I vote for lawsuits until she moves her stuff!
Hmm... that could be an excellent trump card if she tries to start charging for use of the sun...
 

Tonimata

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...I'M SPANISH TOO, I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT FIRST!

Damn ninja trolls. They're bloody everywhere!
 

YoBadMama

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Maybe I should go outside, catch sun cancer, and sue her for everything she has! Imma Genus!
 

CrunchyRay

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Her argument also hinges on the belief that a notary in Spain somehow has the authority to validate her claim to ownership of the Sun. This is absurd for a very simple reason: A nation or government can only exercise sovereignty over the people and territory within its borders or of its own citizens while outside its borders. The sun does not lie within the territorial jurisdiction of Spain or any other country, nor is it subject to the authority of any government or other organization.

It's the same with the Moon example in the article. The moon has no government or permanent residents. No entity has established sovereignty over the moon. Therefore nobody can "own" the moon. Now if you flew there and set up a colony, then you could plausibly claim that somebody "owns" the moon.
 

David_G

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UnwishedGunz said:
if you dont pay your sun tax they'll turn your sun off
Your avatar=awesome.

OT:
I'd pay the goddamn tax just to see her get sued to hell.