Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[xXDeMoNiCXx]

Wasn't this already posted . She also wants to tax people which is stupid and if she does try to do that her punishment will be DEATH BY LAWYERS

Or we just send her up there to unite her with her property. Tell her neighbors she bought some prime real-estate elsewhere and moved.

 

[Irridium]

I'll remember her name the next time a large solar flare pops up. After all, as legal owner of the sun she's responsible for all damages it causes.

Speaking of which, I have this terrible sunburn. Your sun does not have a proper warning label attached to it, so I will sue you for allowing the sun to harm me, and put others in danger. I'll have my people contact your people. When they stop laughing at how incredibly stupid your claim to the sun is.

 

[Sephychu]

I'm sorry, but if she's the first one to legally file for ownership of the Sun, she deserves whatever money she can make off of idiots. Unless off course she tries to make money off the general population by charging for sun use.

Better question: Can people with skin cancer sue her now?

Wait, idiots aren't considered the general public now? When did this wonderful revelation occur?

Seriously though, this could be an amazing plot for a movie. There's a huge series of assassinations all centred around legal ownership of the sun. It could even be the motivation for the next retarded war.

 

[Avery Morris]

DIBS ON JUPITER!!!

 

[Shadowtek]

so this means she can now be sued because something she legally ownes causes skin cancer to millions of people. bring on the law suits.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Dibs on the next planet we can travel to that is inhabitable by human life I shall call it Reach or Eden Prime

 

[Pillypill]

She's never been anywhere near it, never touched it, never looked directly at it; how the hell could she think she owns it?

thank goodness it isn't recognised by the UN, i was worried for a little while.

 

[Obliterato]

I refuse to pay for the sun, I didn't ask for her service, nor did I subscribe, she has attempted to claim my custom by fraud and deception. Also someone should call the competition commission or something, she has a monopoly on suns and I don't think that represents a fair market for the consumer. On a side note I claim the nearest asteroid with the most precious metals.

 

[YodaUnleashed]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! That's all I have to say.

 

[Yvl9921]

Next time I get sunburn, I'll know who to sue.

 

[Wes1180]

Well I got alpha centauri, somebody get me some kind of cannon to fire flags in that general direction. Also someone design me the flag, you'll get some land when we get there someday

Also is her use of the sun in some form of opt out system or something?

 

[Johnny Cain]

Ah, another story about a contract bending wierdo that will disappear within a week.
Can't wait for an ammendment to the Outer Space Treaty that completely invalidates this sad grab for attention.

 

[Pilkingtube]

So if I am damaged by radiation from the Sun, I can sue her for negligence. Brilliant.

 

[XandNobody]

Actually, if I squint, I think I see her flag on-OHGAWDMYEYES!

Her sun totally just blinded you, I saw it. You should so sue her.

 

[Koganesaga]

And people wonder why I lost my faith in humanity, now I can just copy and paste this link and I'll get some new comrades.

 

[AnneSQF]

I've been meaning to talk to you, Ms. Duran. Your sun keeps shining on me, please make it stop. If I get skin-cancer because of YOUR sun, I'll see you in court!

She is mad. Just ignore her and she'll go away. As they always do.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

So who do we declare war on here? Spain? this woman? or the sun?

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Wait... does anyone own other planets? Or their moons?

There's money to be made.

I initiate the universal protocal of "DIBS" on Saturn......DIBS!!!!!

Dibs on Uranus.

Dibs on your mom. see wut i did der? (Sorry, couldn't help myself! You made a Uranus joke so a 'your mom' joke was mandatory >.>)

OT: All I can say is; dumb *****. She claims not to be stupid yet plans on charging people for use of the sun? Riiight.