Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[jack583]

give my a sledgehammer and her address

 

[jack583]

give me a sledgehammer and her address
i'll turn her lights out

 

[Plurralbles]

I think a cheaper alternative is to simply send a hit man and kill her. Seriously, you have NATIONS telling you to fuck off if you actually pretend you can collect.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Remember that planet we found a few months ago that could support life?

Dibs.

 

[eljawa]

this is pretty funny. whatever floats her boat though...

 

[eljawa]

this is pretty funny. whatever floats her boat though...

 

[That_Guitarist_Guy]

Someone call the Guinness World Records guys. They have a new award to hand out. Then call the Darwin Awards Committee or whoever the hell hands those out. They have a new award to hand out as well.

 

[Dragonpit]

We're expecting a solar flare large enough to short electronic appliances worldwide around 2012. We could sue her for damages then.

 

[Altar]

Wait, I thought Ra already owned the sun?! Seriously... I wish I could say this is the most stupid thing I've ever heard of but unfortunately, it isn't... and how did she manage to reach that age?!

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

Well, if she does own the Sun...Then ITS HER FAULT FOR GLOBAL WARMING!
KEEP YOUR SUN UNDER CONTROL! oh yeah, and I own the Belt of Orion...

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

this is pretty funny. whatever floats her boat though...

Or sinks it due to heat...

 

[SD-Fiend]

Wait... does anyone own other planets? Or their moons?

There's money to be made.

I initiate the universal protocal of "DIBS" on Saturn......DIBS!!!!!

Dibs on Uranus.

then i call dibs on the milky way galaxy

 

[SD-Fiend]

I claim all the oxygen

 

[Svenparty]

She also should put a claim on human stupidity since she owns all of it .


She has started the fun game of claiming ownership of bizarre things and so I would like to be the first to congratulate you on your free samples of Oxygen and that its now time to start paying me.

 

[Hlain]

Sooo, any person can just say "I want that celestial body" and it's theirs? Ruler of the universe, here I come... Sure, I won't have earth, the sun or the moon; but the rest is quite a lot. And then when we encounter other civilizations, I'll show them the documents and demand tribute!

 

[Uncreation]

She might not be stupid, but she might be insane. Or a troll, i guess. Anyway, i'm not paying her. Guess i'll just have to start pirating the sun, like other people have said. See, piracy is useful; i dare any of you to say otherwise now! )

 

[Mephis]

To be honest, I'll quote my sister on this: "Hey, she may 'earn' money for people using the sun, but hey, she'll be SUED and lawsuits will stack up. Why? Example:

"Skin cancer. You didn't put on the sun that it will cause skin cancer due to over exposure." etc.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

I SEE A CLASS ACTION AGAINST HER FROM ALL THE SUFFERES OF SKIN CANCER.

 

[GreyJedi]

Relax, people, relax.

You can't claim property of something you couldn't possibly own, or even exert ownership rights on. She, quite certainly, does -not- know the law.
Just like the claim on the moon: this is funny, but ultimately a load of crap.