Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[Feralbreed]

Screw you, Mars is mine then! I called it!

 

[Okysho]

THIS MEANS WAR!!! ARM YOURSELVES!!! WE'RE GOING TO WAR AGAINST THE SUN AND IT'S SUPREME OVERMIND!!!

or... you know... we could just laugh this stupid thing off and punch her in the face if she tries to collect

 

[jpoon]

What a bunch of bullshit, that lady can go fuck herself with a rusty spoon if she thinks I'm gonna be paying her for a damn thing.

On a side note: Who gives a fuck what the UN thinks about anything?! I guess they are now admitting they are the world government?

 

[walsfeo]

I'd like to sue her for the sunburn I got.

And some times I look in the sky and it shines in my eyes. Now my eyesight isn't as good as it once was - I think the sun is to blame.

Her damned sun gave my grandfather cancer, killing him.

I think I could get rich, if she ever collects anything.

 

[Deleted]

She should be held responsible for when someone gets a sunburn. Clearly a case of neglect, you see.

 

[WhiteandNeardy99]

Apparantly you cannot just lay claim to space bodies, thank god.

http://www.lunarregistry.com/info/embassy.shtml

 

[Michael Logan]

I think im going to sue her! She needs to keep that sun of her in check! Just a few days ago it bleached the cover of one of my books that I accidently left on the window sil! Also I once got sunburnt.

It hurt.

 

[Soushi]

Well, i suggest a new rule for this.
Ahem, madam, if you plan to own the sun, you must have some kind of conrete plan to develop it. We cant just let a couple of million square kilometers of property go to waste. So, we will recognize your ownership of it just as soon as you place something on it that shows it is not public property. Good luck

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

So we're all sun pirates now eh?

Also, YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD THE SUN.

 

[brodie21]

if nobody pays how does she expect to turn off the lights?

 

[kickyourass]

I guess this woman operates on the same logic of "Why the hell not?" as the group that claim the Northern hemisphere of Pluto and the planet Verden as part of their Empire (BTW, Verden doesn't actually exist).

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Now those who suffer from skin cancer know who to sue.

That is a spectacular point. I wonder if she'll have to pay for disclaimer advertisements.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Oh, goody. Another moron.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Oh, goody. Another moron.

It only took 354 posts to summarize my thoughts exactly. Thank you.

 

[Drazeric]

Wait... does anyone own other planets? Or their moons?

There's money to be made.

I initiate the universal protocal of "DIBS" on Saturn......DIBS!!!!!

Dibs on Uranus.

DAMNIT! lol as i was reading this i was going to post dibs on uranus...just think of all the dirty jokes to come.

 

[Eatbrainz]

We're all pirates and we didn't know it! AAAAAGH!

 

[WOPR]

*snip*

SO wait wait wait... lets just say she DOES own the sun...

just for a second...

Can you imagine the law suit possible if/when it goes super nova and blows up the world?
she alone will be responsible for the death of... EVERYONE!

also on that note...
if I bought a rock in space, and it flew down and killed someone (like a meteorite could) would I be able to get sued?

 

[Grufflenark]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

Clever.

If she owns murder she can get put in prison for infinity because of her mass murdering. (The sun kills alot of people thats stuck in deserts or something, and no I mean sand deserts, not the delicious ones.)

 

[WOPR]

Wait... does anyone own other planets? Or their moons?

There's money to be made.

I initiate the universal protocal of "DIBS" on Saturn......DIBS!!!!!

Dibs on Uranus.

DAMNIT! lol as i was reading this i was going to post dibs on uranus...just think of all the dirty jokes to come.

I get dibs on Pluto just so I can help file its legal suit to be a planet again...
on and pluto says "F*** YOU!" to mercury.

 

[WOPR]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

Clever.

If she owns murder she can get put in prison for infinity because of her mass murdering. (The sun kills alot of people thats stuck in deserts or something, and no I mean sand deserts, not the delicious ones.)

wait... WE CAN SUE HER FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS SKIN CANCER!
that'll get our money back!