Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[Ruwrak]

Well Ms. Duran, I'm claiming ownership of all the oxygen on this planet. For every single cubic feet of air you and everyone else breaths in, I want a dollar USD for each and every single cubic foot inhaled by each and everyone.

I believe someone in Mexico actually does that. He sells canned air. The air there is so bad they actually need canned fresh air. Not that they can't live there without those canned air cans, but theres no actual fresh air there.

I think it was in the news years ago.



And about the Sun ownership. Isn't she also responsible for everything the sun does? For example if my property damages someone it's my responsibility (my dog bites my neighbour, its my responsibility right?).

Here's the thing. What if the sun causes something like skin cancer, droughts in places where people wont survive without their crops, heat waves causing people to collapse under the blazing heat? I think she'd have a big problem on her hands. It would rain legal claims on her head.


If the above has already been posted my apologies, I didn't dig through all 5 pages of topic.

 

[weaselblower]

If I kill ants with a magnifying glass is she also responsible or their deaths. Also the sun faded my favorite metallica tee can she buy me a new one.

 

[RivFader86]

hmmm doesn't she have to sue people for the money if they don't pay? Doubt it would be profitable ;P

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

I'll be pirating sun services now...

Also, is she gonna charge plants for photosynthesis?

Well Ms. Duran, I'm claiming ownership of all the oxygen on this planet. For every single cubic feet of air you and everyone else breaths in, I want a dollar USD for each and every single cubic foot inhaled by each and everyone.

I believe someone in Mexico actually does that. He sells canned air. The air there is so bad they actually need canned fresh air. Not that they can't live there without those canned air cans, but theres no actual fresh air there.

I think it was in the news years ago.

Spoiler: like this?

 

[HuntrRose]

Hey. Does this mean I can sue her for bodily harm when I get a sunburn?

 

[Dogmeat T Dingo]

Hey lady, that sun of yours gave me a horrible burn two weeks ago, and there are no warning labels on it either! I want compensation!

EDIT: Ah, I see HuntrRose and I are on the same page! How about a class action?

 

[Eponet]

I think I'll stake a claim on Mars.

Pfft, I'm claiming the area around it. I demand compensation for her star emitting deadly radiation through my property.

 

[XMark]

I got a sunburn on my trip to Costa Rica in the summer. Can I sue this lady now?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Tell you what; if you own it, you'll want a walk round it first.

We'll talk about the paperwork afterwards.

 

[Big Phil]

Knowing the law does not release from stupidness.

 

[Mr Companion]

Stars are the most powerful entities in our Galaxy, I don think a lady in Spain has really got what it takes to harness it. On a side note, all solar power plants in the world now owe her money.

 

[Jesus Phish]

http://gunshowcomic.com/370 Maybe this explains it..

 

[mikespoff]

I think I just spent most of today pirating the Sun.

nice

 

[Motakikurushi]

What? The sun doesn't belong to humans, it belongs to plants. They were using the sun thousands of years before we started. What's more is if you stop plants using the sun you can say goodbye to the human race.

 

[Flames66]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

That's a very good point, everyone can just sue her whenever they get sunburnt.

 

[karloss01]

any chance we can sue her because her sun is slowly cooking our planet and will evenetually collapse and destroy earth along with it?

 

[LWS666]

now i know who to send my compensation claims for my sunburn to.