Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac
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Huh. Who's have guessed? So not only do video games themselves turn you into a bloodthirsty, moral-lees sociopathic killing machine, but their peripheries can turn women into nymphos. Wow. This is either the most awesome news I've ever heard, or...wait who am I kidding? This is just plain awesome. The only downside to this is that whatever partner(s) she has in the future may not be able to satisfy her.
Nerve damage lead to that?
That is the oddest situation I have ever heard of regarding a gaming implement. But then I haven't done the "research" that some probably have.
That is the oddest situation I have ever heard of regarding a gaming implement. But then I haven't done the "research" that some probably have.
Don't worry. The petition they linked already has said label covered.Sh0ckFyre said:
What the fuck kind of warning label would that be?
'CAUTION! Falling off this board and hitting your head off of another object may result in not just the far more common and far more dangerous concussion, but in rare cases, nerve damage. One possible disorder you may suffer as a result of nerve damage makes women get orgasms really easily - stop snickering, this is serious stuff! Although you could get this sort of nerve damage anywhere that it is possible to hit your head in some way, and are far more likely to get it somewhere else, we are including this warning label on a board that raises four fucking inches off the ground.'
Well that takes the cake, the cupcakes, the cookies, and the whole fucking baked goods table for dumbest warning label of the year. Good luck with the petition.
'CAUTION! Falling off this board and hitting your head off of another object may result in not just the far more common and far more dangerous concussion, but in rare cases, nerve damage. One possible disorder you may suffer as a result of nerve damage makes women get orgasms really easily - stop snickering, this is serious stuff! Although you could get this sort of nerve damage anywhere that it is possible to hit your head in some way, and are far more likely to get it somewhere else, we are including this warning label on a board that raises four fucking inches off the ground.'
Well that takes the cake, the cupcakes, the cookies, and the whole fucking baked goods table for dumbest warning label of the year. Good luck with the petition.
I knew it was some kind of damage to the body from falling.
A little skeptical if the reason was psychlogical,i think thats just stupid.
Can she sue them? Or is it cuz of her own stupidity?
A little skeptical if the reason was psychlogical,i think thats just stupid.
Can she sue them? Or is it cuz of her own stupidity?
I really want a shirt that uses your warning label of "Warning! Intense orgasm may result from the misuse of this device"
Yes, but the Daily Star is the biggest pile of steaming shit to come out of England. I'm surprised they didn't say it's awful and immigrants did it. Their worlds do revolve around sex though.
I've read stories about that syndrome, it may sound good but many can't sleep because of it.
I've read stories about that syndrome, it may sound good but many can't sleep because of it.
I had a coworker who dated a Nympho. He said it was like heaven at first, but she cheated on him with about 16 different guys in one month, hit on his friends & his dad, & she was in the mood at the most inappropriate times. Said he'd never date a girl like that again.
